Menudo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 My name is Menudo, and I am a Seinfeldaholic. There will never be a comedic sitcom that ever comes near Seinfeld. I've seen every episode countless times, and I still have Tivo taping them everyday. The other day, my favorite moment and quote was on. The best part is Frank's face as Mr. Steinbrenner is telling him that his son is dead. Frank keeps making a painful face, and then blurts out the line in bold below. Steinbrenner: Mrs. Costanza? Estelle (smiling): Yesss? Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some very sad new about your son. (Scene changes to Costanza living room) Estelle (crying): I can't believe it, he was so young. How could this have happened? Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo. Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George? Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza? Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!! Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'. (Scene: Jerry entering his apartment, as Frank is leaving a message on his answering machine) Frank (from the answering machine): Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back! Seinfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Given my line of work, I'm partial to this one: George: Well, Play Now is through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office. They tried to sweat me out. Jerry: Do you have to write all this stuff down. Darren: Well, Mr. Kramer is in a meeting with Mr. Lohmase and he didn’t want to miss anything. Jerry: So, how hot did it get? George: I don’t know, 120, 130…Then they sent some guys to sandblast for 6 hours. Tomorrow they are putting in asbestos. Jerry: I guess you can take anything, but actual work. George: Bring it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 My favorite episode is the one where George figures out how to nap under his desk. F'in classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 the contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 The stop short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMikeinNY Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 The rye loaf The horse and carriage getting fed Beffaroni The woman in the other stall wont give Elane(sp?) sqaure of toilet paper Shrinkage! George and the girl at the one hour photo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 this one popped into my head, probably because the episode was on last night. it's the one where elaine discovers all of puddy's radio presets are tuned to christian stations, and jerry and george suggest she change them and see if puddy changes them back. George: So did you give that radio the ol' switcheroo? Elaine: I did. Jerry: And the Christian rock? Elaine: Resurrected! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 george does the opposite, no question. "jerry, i'm busting!" "hi, my name is george and i live with my parents ..." there's too many to name. that's why i bought 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 The woman in the other stall wont give Elane(sp?) sqaure of toilet paper I can't spare a square. there's no squares to spare. BTW, that woman was Jami Gertz...... total hottie. ......and I forgot about the bubble boy. bubble boy - the answers is the moors. george - oh so sorry... it's moops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 How about Fusili Jerry? Kenny Roger's Roasters? The B.O. that wouldn't leave Jerry's car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 How about Fusili Jerry? Kenny Roger's Roasters? The B.O. that wouldn't leave Jerry's car? All classics, along with The Contest. I loved Jerry's imitation of Kramer after living in his apartment with the Rogers light. "I am on no sleep, No SLEEP!" Mr. Marbles It's go time! Mandlebaum, Mandlebaum! Summer George, the van & George's parents George as the Bad Boy - just for the GTO in that episode Opposite George Soup Nazi - how can this one not make anyone's list? They're Spectacular! The Comeback - The jerk store called and they're running out of you! Little Jerry & the cock fight Kramer and the Merv Griffin set or whatever it was - Jerry drugging his girlfriend to play with her toys Kramer's butter fettish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 too many too mention but one that sticks out is when Kramer's hitting golf balls into the ocean and "holes one"into the whales blowhole.Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Another one ... yada yada... was not listed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Man Hands The Close Talker The girl whose name rhymes with a female body part Ahh, the list goes on forever..... best show ever!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgemoe Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 too many too mention but one that sticks out is when Kramer's hitting golf balls into the ocean and "holes one"into the whales blowhole.Classic. Marine biologist. George and his model hands. Love the part where Frank explodes about the bananas in the jello. Estelle: Georgie, what about the jello? George: I'll take it in my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramhock Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 a true moment = George squeezes the ketchup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 cups in the front, hooks in the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmypg Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I love the one where Jerry wants to date his girlfriends roommate so George suggests the manage. When Jerry said she's into it. George: "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia". This is also the episode where they learn Kramer's first name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I just watched the maestro. The scene in Franks' house where he & kramer are trying to play pool is classic. speaking of the maestro...... niedermayer = DEAD !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Easy n Dirty Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 For a secondary character, look at how much press Frank Costanza is getting in this thread - guy was hilarious. My first reaction upon reading the title to this thread as the exact same scene that Menudo cited. I liked alot of the other secondary characters too, esp Peterman and Jackie Childs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoops5150 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Jackie Childs: "The Tobacco companies??? I've been wanting to get a piece of them for a looooooong time." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kramer: "Am I, or is your head spinning like a top?" "Is your world crashing down all around you?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- George(running out of bathroom with pants down): "Say Vandelay Industries! Say Vandelay Industries!! Kramer(on the phone): No, No, Your waaaaay off!" Jerry(looking at George laying on floor): "And You want to be my Latex salesman?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Beeferino Marble rye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Too many to list, but this thread makes me laugh just reading the scenes and actually being able to visualize every one of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorcher Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 The girl that always wore the same dress! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 I liked the one where he was tryig to get his parents out of his apt and told his uncle he was a stud, and should be a playboy. And then later sad what are you crazy? Any woman who can stomach you should be held onto like grim death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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