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Your favorite Seinfeld moments, episodes, or quotes


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My name is Menudo, and I am a Seinfeldaholic. There will never be a comedic sitcom that ever comes near Seinfeld. I've seen every episode countless times, and I still have Tivo taping them everyday. The other day, my favorite moment and quote was on. The best part is Frank's face as Mr. Steinbrenner is telling him that his son is dead. Frank keeps making a painful face, and then blurts out the line in bold below.

 

Steinbrenner: Mrs. Costanza?

 

Estelle (smiling): Yesss?

 

Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some

very sad new about your son.

 

(Scene changes to Costanza living room)

 

 

 

Estelle (crying): I can't believe it, he was so young. How could this

have happened?

 

Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first

one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human

 

dynamo.

 

Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George?

 

Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?

 

Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had

30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you

 

don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

 

Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it.

But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken

Phelps , Ken Phelps'.

 

(Scene: Jerry entering his apartment, as Frank is leaving a message on

his answering machine)

 

 

Frank (from the answering machine): Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr.

Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!

 

 

:D Seinfeld :D

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Given my line of work, I'm partial to this one:

 

George: Well, Play Now is through playing. They turned the heat way up in my office. They tried to sweat me out.

 

Jerry: Do you have to write all this stuff down.

 

Darren: Well, Mr. Kramer is in a meeting with Mr. Lohmase and he didn’t want to miss anything.

 

Jerry: So, how hot did it get?

 

George: I don’t know, 120, 130…Then they sent some guys to sandblast for 6 hours. Tomorrow they are putting in asbestos.

 

Jerry: I guess you can take anything, but actual work.

 

George: Bring it on!

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this one popped into my head, probably because the episode was on last night. it's the one where elaine discovers all of puddy's radio presets are tuned to christian stations, and jerry and george suggest she change them and see if puddy changes them back.

 

George: So did you give that radio the ol' switcheroo?

Elaine: I did.

Jerry: And the Christian rock?

Elaine: Resurrected!

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The woman in the other stall wont give Elane(sp?) sqaure of toilet paper

 

 

I can't spare a square. there's no squares to spare. :D

 

BTW, that woman was Jami Gertz...... total hottie.

 

 

 

......and I forgot about the bubble boy.

 

bubble boy - the answers is the moors.

 

george - oh so sorry... it's moops. :D

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How about Fusili Jerry?

 

Kenny Roger's Roasters?

 

The B.O. that wouldn't leave Jerry's car?

 

 

All classics, along with The Contest. I loved Jerry's imitation of Kramer after living in his apartment with the Rogers light. "I am on no sleep, No SLEEP!" Mr. Marbles

 

It's go time! Mandlebaum, Mandlebaum!

 

Summer George, the van & George's parents :D

 

George as the Bad Boy - just for the GTO in that episode :D

 

Opposite George

 

Soup Nazi - how can this one not make anyone's list?

 

They're Spectacular! :lol:

 

The Comeback - The jerk store called and they're running out of you!

 

Little Jerry & the cock fight

 

Kramer and the Merv Griffin set or whatever it was - Jerry drugging his girlfriend to play with her toys

 

Kramer's butter fettish

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too many too mention but one that sticks out is when Kramer's hitting golf balls into the ocean and "holes one"into the whales blowhole.Classic. :D

 

 

Marine biologist. :D

 

 

George and his model hands. Love the part where Frank explodes about the bananas in the jello. :lol:

 

Estelle: Georgie, what about the jello?

George: I'll take it in my room.

 

:lol:

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I love the one where Jerry wants to date his girlfriends roommate so George suggests the manage. When Jerry said she's into it.

 

George: "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia".

 

This is also the episode where they learn Kramer's first name.

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For a secondary character, look at how much press Frank Costanza is getting in this thread - guy was hilarious.

 

My first reaction upon reading the title to this thread as the exact same scene that Menudo cited.

 

I liked alot of the other secondary characters too, esp Peterman and Jackie Childs.

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Jackie Childs: "The Tobacco companies??? I've been wanting to get a piece of them for a looooooong time."

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Kramer: "Am I, or is your head spinning like a top?" "Is your world crashing down all around you?"

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George(running out of bathroom with pants down): "Say Vandelay Industries! Say Vandelay Industries!!

 

Kramer(on the phone): No, No, Your waaaaay off!"

 

Jerry(looking at George laying on floor): "And You want to be my Latex salesman?!"

 

:D

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I liked the one where he was tryig to get his parents out of his apt and told his uncle he was a stud, and should be a playboy. And then later sad what are you crazy? Any woman who can stomach you should be held onto like grim death.

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