whomper Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said, "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block." The little girl left and returned moments later without the dog on its leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Holy Roller Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Aww, that's cute. I'll use it in class Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 why does a dog lick his balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slugfear Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 why does a dog lick his balls? because you can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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