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I am with KidCid, go Deep Country. And tell the kids to follow you and keep up, because there's a magical land full of candy at the end of the trip. Some of them will surely die, but that's Darwinian.

 

When the Apocalypse comes, they'da been toast anyhows.

 

And Grits: I am coming to your house, standing on your sidewalk (public property) and throwing frisbees at your head until you admit you are fishing on this thread.

 

 

 

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I don't like people so when I go out to where they are, I expect to be irritated and annoyed. When I want peace and quiet I chill in my back yard toking a fatty.

 

At just under 33 it has been about 3 years since I last stayed at a public campground. Lets see if I recall. Got totally drunk, made a $hit load of noise, probably hit half the other people in the campgrounds with a hackey sack or frisbee or both, probably urinated on someone's campfire. I also shared my beer, water, food, bug spray, charcoal etc with anyone who needed something. Being obsessive-compulsive I have everything I need x2 just in case. I even taught myself how to play I used to love her but I had to Kill her or whatever the song is called on my acoustic guitar. Let me know where you are camping next time and I'll show you how to do it properly.

 

Oh they hit your dog with a frisbee? In that case, I'd have licked the eyeball of one of the scouts, killed him, ****ed his dead body then strung the carcass up on one of citronella tiki torches as a signal to the rest of the bassturds that if you touch my dog you die.

 

The problem with public anything is that they let the public in.

 

 

I particularly enjoyed these two posts.

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I particularly enjoyed these two posts.

 

 

I liked this one by Hugh One:

 

Oh, so since it's a public campground you are not entitled to any peace and quiet. Are the other people allowed to come over and f u c k your wife too?

 

I'll never look at camping the same way again....

 

Although I DO recall a skinamax movie with this particular plotline....

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