Yukon Cornelius Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The infection is spread through dangerous high-risk behavior, but also can be contracted passively through casual contact. This is no joke, check with your doctor soon if you display any of the following symptoms. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include; but not limited to: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, nability to incorporate new information,pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Please do your part to prevent the spread of this fowl sickness by avoiding the corporate media whenever possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 But I heard it made your peen er harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The infection is spread through dangerous high-risk behavior, but also can be contracted passively through casual contact. This is no joke, check with your doctor soon if you display any of the following symptoms. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include; but not limited to: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, nability to incorporate new information,pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history,tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas. Please do your part to prevent the spread of this fowl sickness by avoiding the corporate media whenever possible. OMFG! Bear, go see your doctor ASAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 is a swab involved.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 It'll be a while till we eradicate this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Lately I've seen several patients who have been diagnosed with this condition. I've been telling them there is no cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Voting Libertarian, while appearing futile, is the ONLY cure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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