McBoog Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Since I dug this up for Grits' thread in the Football forums, I thought I'd share it here with you. The message is... well , personal and we all interprate and incorporate it in our lives in different ways. ENJOY Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- Skip a bit, Brother. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.' Amen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 (edited) Five is right out. Edited September 22, 2006 by SteelBunz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 Now i'll have to watch it again for the 450th time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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