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A little morning scripture


McBoog
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Since I dug this up for Grits' thread in the Football forums, I thought I'd share it here with you. The message is... well :D , personal and we all interprate and incorporate it in our lives in different ways.

 

ENJOY :lol:

 

 

 

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.

 

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

 

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

 

Skip a bit, Brother.

 

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

 

Amen. :D

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