AtomicCEO Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 So... the mascot for the Buffalo Bills is a Buffalo. That never struck me for how odd it is until this morning. Their mascot should be a "Bill", whatever that might be. But actually their name is just a play on the cowboy/showman, Buffalo Bill. So... shouldn't their mascot be a cowboy? Yes! Yes it should! A buffalo isn't their mascot, it's the name of their city! It would be like the Redskins using George Washington as their mascot. It would be like the 49ers using St. Francis as their mascot! This has suddenly become a very silly concept to me. I think the Buffalo Bills should be forced to move to a different city (a real one), and change their name and mascot. Who's with me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 ...or put a duck bill or "payment due" slip of paper as their logo. Or perhaps one of these bad boys. Or perhaps change their name to the Buffalo Bison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 So... the mascot for the Buffalo Bills is a Buffalo. well, it's not just any buffalo. it's a buffalo with that red line thingy through it. as a kid, i told myself this red line had something to do with "bill"...was it supposed to represent some sort of weird backward pointing duck bill? the bill of a cap or one of those poker visors? i didn't really know, but i was convinced that the red line held the answers to the mystery of the "bill". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFFL Chump Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Thanks atomic for giving me one more thing to overload my little mind with........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I think their helmets should have a pimp holding $100 dolla bills y'all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 If you squint really hard and smoke alot of reefer because you're stuck living in Buffalo rooting for the Bills, you'll see the red line is Steve Tasker chasing down Leon Lett to save the Super Bowl victory for the Bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 "Hi, I'm OJ and I think Atomic CEO is swell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote Quimby2 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 It would be like San Diego using a whale's vagina for a mascot. I'm pretty sure that's the german translation for San Diego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 It would be like San Diego using a whale's vagina for a mascot. i'm pretty sure they tried that with some of the old padres unis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 No Bills fans with an engaging story about the history of the club? Just as I thought... it's because people in Buffalo are dumb, and don't know the difference between their town and their mascot. Dummies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackass Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 Who's with me? I'm with you if we're going streaking through the quad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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