Wolv Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 __________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 __________________ now that is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 Preach on, little Martin...preach on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 this one has been trained early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 I like this kids style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Classic, this is all so classic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 some people around here like trucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Too cute! Instant classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabuffbills Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 kids nowadays are so smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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