Hat Trick Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 "Such inflated coaching titles pale, however, in comparison to the 3,795-word gag-me-with-a-spoon official team bio of Denver's "executive vice president of football operations and head coach," Mike Shanahan. According to the official bio, Shanahan is a "key leader" of "elite status" who is "ultra-impressive" and possesses an "exceptional talent" leading to a "stunning record" that puts him in an "exclusive club" plus has "dynamic drive" and has achieved "an almost unparalleled level of success" in "an atmosphere of great pressure and expectations" during "magnificent seasons" that made the Broncos the "perfect symbol" and is "arguably the finest head coach" with "one of the most brilliant minds in football" and has "one of the most dynamic minds" and is a "brilliant coach" who is the "most fertile football mind" who has "almost completely revitalized" his team while achieving "dramatic achievement" and is "dynamic" and "renowned" and gives "superb guidance" and stands "among the game's sideline greats" and is "universally regarded at the highest level" as "an ultimate leader." Move over Albert Einstein, Ernest Hemingway, Joan of Arc, Nelson Mandela -- you are flyspecks on the windshield of history compared to Mike Shanahan. Don't you get the feeling Shanahan personally supervised his bio? Hey, coach, people of genuine achievement don't have to boast. From now on, to this column Shanahan will be The Ultimate Leader. " Full article http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...ht&lid=tab3pos1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 "Such inflated coaching titles pale, however, in comparison to the 3,795-word gag-me-with-a-spoon official team bio of Denver's "executive vice president of football operations and head coach," Mike Shanahan. According to the official bio, Shanahan is a "key leader" of "elite status" who is "ultra-impressive" and possesses an "exceptional talent" leading to a "stunning record" that puts him in an "exclusive club" plus has "dynamic drive" and has achieved "an almost unparalleled level of success" in "an atmosphere of great pressure and expectations" during "magnificent seasons" that made the Broncos the "perfect symbol" and is "arguably the finest head coach" with "one of the most brilliant minds in football" and has "one of the most dynamic minds" and is a "brilliant coach" who is the "most fertile football mind" who has "almost completely revitalized" his team while achieving "dramatic achievement" and is "dynamic" and "renowned" and gives "superb guidance" and stands "among the game's sideline greats" and is "universally regarded at the highest level" as "an ultimate leader." Move over Albert Einstein, Ernest Hemingway, Joan of Arc, Nelson Mandela -- you are flyspecks on the windshield of history compared to Mike Shanahan. Don't you get the feeling Shanahan personally supervised his bio? Hey, coach, people of genuine achievement don't have to boast. From now on, to this column Shanahan will be The Ultimate Leader. " Full article http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...ht&lid=tab3pos1 Damn, someone is going to need a tissue to wipe themselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 Damn, someone is going to need a tissue to wipe themselves.... Hey splash splash, go back to your thread wishing injury on players Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Hey splash splash, go back to your thread wishing injury on players Learn the game, fool.... Maybe if you had an idea about you would know that the injury has already occured and I don't wish any injuries on anybody. I'm wishing Brown stays healthy with all the rest he's getting adn needs for the next three weeks. duhhhhhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 let me see if i can find a glowing bio of herm edwards... hmm.... it seems no one has written one, i wonder why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hitman Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I read this article this morning too. I thought it was very funny. However, the next paragraph down about Manning and the commercial stuff I thought was really lame. He's kidding there too right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daboz Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 I read this article this morning too. I thought it was very funny. However, the next paragraph down about Manning and the commercial stuff I thought was really lame. He's kidding there too right? Read it too,,, I don't think he's kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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