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It looks like one of Yukon's posts.

 

 

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

 

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

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wow I read it just fine and have yet to hit the pipe!!!

 

 

 

 

wow I read it just fine and have yet to hit the pipe!!!

 

 

 

 

wow I read it just fine and have yet to hit the pipe!!!

 

 

 

:D You sure about that?

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Read the entire thing quite smoothly from start to finish.

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55 out of 100 my ass. I bet every single person with a decent brain could read it. I know I can.

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55 out of 100 my ass. I bet every single person with a decent brain could read it. I know I can.

 

 

I agree with that.

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I have to admit I paused briefly at whotuit. I think it was because it started with "who." Likely my brain getting tha clever whodathunkit.

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except that I had to work on your spelling of strange.

 

Perhaps in the case of words that start in common consinant combinations, you need the combination to stay intact for readability... :D

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If you think that's interesting, read Ridley Walker by Russel Hoban.

 

It's written entirely in Yukonese, if Yukon had a traumatic brain injury too.

 

Excerpt:

Lorna said to me, 'You know Riddley theres some thing in us it dont have no name.'

 

I said, 'What thing is that?'

 

She said, 'Its some kynd of thing it aint us but yet its in us. Its looking out thru our eye hoals. May be you dont take no noatis of it only some times. Say you get woak up suddn in the middl of the nite. 1 minim your a sleap and the nex your on your feet with a spear in your han. Wel it went you put that spear in your han it were that other thing whats looking out thru your eye hoals. It aint you nor it dont even know your name. Its in us lorn and loan and sheltering how it can.'

 

I said, 'If its in every 1 of us theres moren 1 of it theres got to be a manying theres got to be a millying and mor.'

 

Lorna said, 'Wel there is a millying and mor.'

 

I said 'Wel if theres such a manying of it why it lorn then whys it loan?'

 

She said, 'Becaws the manying and the millying its all I thing it dont have nothing to gether with. You look at lykens on a stoan its all them tiny manyings of it and may be each part of it myt think its sepert only we can see its all 1 thing. Thats how it is with what we are its all 1 girt big thing and divvyt up amongst the many. Its all 1 girt thing bigger nor the worl and lorn and loan and oansome. Tremmering it is and feart. It puts us on like we put on our cloes. Some times we dont fit. Some times it cant fynd the arm hoals and it tears us a part. I dont think I took all that much noatis of it when I ben yung. Now Im old I noatis it mor. It dont realy like to put me on no mor. Every morning I can feal how its tiret of me and readying to throw me a way. Iwl tel you some thing Riddley and keap this in memberment. What ever it is we dont come naturel to it.'

 

One of the most challenging and interesting reads I ever experienced.

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Excellent ...I can read jibberish ...yet another skill I did not know I had ...like the recently discovered skill of being able to dance to Footloose with socks on , on a newly waxed floor without falling down ...ok I embellished with the 2nd part of this thread for dramtic effect

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I always knew that dyslexia was a scam.

 

 

:D Good point. My son's Godfather "claims" to be dyslexic, now I know he's just a f*cking liar.

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:D fftih tmie pseotd.

 

 

:frlo:

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After the first couple words, I rolled right through it.

Pretty sure my wife had forwarded an email with that in it previously.

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