Bill Swerski Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 (edited) She doesn't look 14 to in the photo I posted and you are the one trying to claim that. Furthermore, there are a series of those shots on multiple websites that claim they are fairly recent. They appear to be in a candid manner at an airport. I doubt they are 10 years old and from her high school friends and teachers. So, you honestly think that those photos are of a 25-year-old woman? I seriously doubt that. The one that you linked to has to be AT LEAST 5 years old, and probably more. Aside form the fact that she looks like a little kid, most pop stars don't sport cheap hairstyles and crappy clothing, even when attempting to travel incognito. And this isn't a professional site and is run by somebody who obviously doesn't like her very much, so this person's credibility is questionable, to put it nicely. Edited February 20, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Good lord Swerski, would you rub one out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 I never claimed to have "tapped" cheerleaders or models, so I don't know what you're talking about. It's a REAL stretch to call Kelly Clarkson "overweight." Maybe by heroin-addicted supermodel standards, but not with regard to the real world. Here's a hint: Calling a woman who is obviously in shape and has a halfway decent figure a "pig" doesn't make you look like somebody who is successful with the ladies... or even halfway mature for that matter. thanks for the hints.... wow. Tips from Swerski, who talks about dating alternate Pacer cheerleaders and ex-models, and uses terms like mack-daddy and creaming jeans........ Obviously a ladies man. Obviously Hot and In-Shape whatever- if you want to think Kelly is an attractive, "obviously" in shape woman- than go for it. Do your thing- I happen to think she does kind of resemble Miss Piggy a little bit actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 So, you honestly think that those photos are of a 25-year-old woman? When there are a series of candid photos on a multitude of paparazzi picture posting websites, I will claim with a fair amount of certainty they were not taken before the person of interest became famous. If you think they are from 5-10 years ago that is fine too, because I'm sure not going to waste anymore time googling Kelly Clarkson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 thanks for the hints.... wow. Tips from Swerski, who talks about dating alternate Pacer cheerleaders and ex-models, and uses terms like mack-daddy and creaming jeans........ Obviously a ladies man. As opposed to some schmuck who calls every woman who doesn't resemble a twig "fat", yeah I'd say that you could use a few tips from me. If those really are your standards, you most likely spend a lot of time watching scramble porn at night. Or maybe you just prefer thinner pre-pubescent women? I don't know where some of those (apparently older) bikini photos came from or if they're even of who they claim to be. But she certianly doesn't look like a "pig" in the concert photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 (edited) When there are a series of candid photos on a multitude of paparazzi picture posting websites, I will claim with a fair amount of certainty they were not taken before the person of interest became famous. Yeah, because it's REALLY difficult to unearth old photos of celebrities... or ANYBODY, for that matter. because I'm sure not going to waste anymore time googling Kelly Clarkson. I'm not sure why you did in the first place. Edited February 20, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 But she certianly doesn't look like a "pig" in the concert photos. thanks, that is all I needed to know about your standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Boy, and I thought wildcat was an annoying twit on the college board.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Boy, and I thought wildcat was an annoying twit on the college board.... Nope, I am versatile- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Boy, and I thought wildcat was an annoying twit on the college board.... And apparently Swerski' s manicial desire to be in the right isn't just limited to football. You learn a lot in the offseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Boy, and I thought wildcat was an annoying twit on the college board.... And apparently Swerski' s manicial desire to be in the right isn't just limited to football. You learn a lot in the offseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 thanks, that is all I needed to know about your standards. Here's what you need to know about my standards: My wife is a successful pharmaceutical sales rep (a job that relies heavily on appearance) who, in my opinion, is better-looking than Kelly Clarkson. That said, my standards also dictate that I don't denigrate other women who are slightly heavier or have smaller breasts than the woman I sleep with every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 How about this Kellie ?? Unattractive or Attractive?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Here's what you need to know about my standards: My wife is a successful pharmaceutical sales rep (a job that relies heavily on appearance) who, in my opinion, is better-looking than Kelly Clarkson. That said, my standards also dictate that I don't denigrate other women who are slightly heavier or have smaller breasts than the woman I sleep with every night. good for you - the point is who cares.... what anyone thinks about Kelly Clarkson- I think she is fugly, and overweight- and my gf could be a smoking hot 6'0 model, or fat troll- it doesn't matter, and I could give a f to even inform of you of which. Yet for some reason you came off like a Jackass claiming that I would "cream in my pants" over Kelly Clarkson, which is so lame it is kinda funny. I voiced my opinion on her- yet ur such a know it all jackass you are actually telling me I am wrong, and that she is an in shape hottie- well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 My wife is a successful pharmaceutical sales rep (a job that relies heavily on appearance) who, in my opinion, is better-looking than Kelly Clarkson. Pics please. We'll be the judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 (edited) good for you - the point is who cares.... what anyone thinks about Kelly Clarkson- I think she is fugly, and overweight- and my gf could be a smoking hot 6'0 model, or fat troll- it doesn't matter, and I could give a f to even inform of you of which. Yet for some reason you came off like a Jackass claiming that I would "cream in my pants" over Kelly Clarkson, which is so lame it is kinda funny. I voiced my opinion on her- yet ur such a know it all jackass you are actually telling me I am wrong, and that she is an in shape hottie- well done. I never said that she was a "hottie", you retard. I realize that you're not very bright, but try really hard next time to report my posts accurately, mmmkay? And for the record, I'm not the only "know-it-all jackass" who's told you that you're full of crap in this thread. I could give a f to even inform of you of which You "could" or you "couldn't"? Edited February 20, 2007 by Bill Swerski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Everybody can talk all the shat they want, but we'd all hit it if we had the chance. The sad thing is she wouldn't look twice at ANY of us, regardless of how we think she looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Everybody can talk all the shat they want, but we'd all hit it if we had the chance. The sad thing is she wouldn't look twice at ANY of us, regardless of how we think she looks. Good info here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Everybody can talk all the shat they want, but we'd all hit it if we had the chance. The sad thing is she wouldn't look twice at ANY of us, regardless of how we think she looks. How many times have I asked for people NOT to interject a dose of reality into the Tailgate? Did you not get the memo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Everybody can talk all the shat they want, but we'd all hit it if we had the chance. The sad thing is she wouldn't look twice at ANY of us, regardless of how we think she looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Front Row Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 thanks for the hints.... wow. Tips from Swerski, who talks about dating alternate Pacer cheerleaders and ex-models, and uses terms like mack-daddy and creaming jeans........ Obviously a ladies man. Obviously Hot and In-Shape whatever- if you want to think Kelly is an attractive, "obviously" in shape woman- than go for it. Do your thing- I happen to think she does kind of resemble Miss Piggy a little bit actually. ouch!! Thanks wildcat you went and ruined it for me. Well, if the look she was going for at the show,was "big fat gut and small tits," then she did a great job. Some of the comments with that link are not nice, very funny; but not nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Boy, and I thought wildcat was an annoying twit on the college board.... Nope, just as annoying here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 And apparently Swerski' s manicial desire to be in the right isn't just limited to football. You learn a lot in the offseason. ....and there he is, running to Wildcat's defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 When it came to this thread . I was waiting for " a moment like this ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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