jaxfactor Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I am scheduled for a sonogram on my right testacular. I had this procedure done quite a few years ago and the results were that I had an extra sack of water around it and that it can be uncomfortable at times. Well, my friends, when your testacular is 3-4 times the size it should be and becoming quite uncomfortable to say the least, it is time for the procedure once again. I know they make you rub some slimy liquid all over your scrote, but if there are 2 women like last time I may ask them to do it. I know one thing for sure, they will be saying to themselves, "man this guy has a HUGH set of balls!" I hope you all think of me around 11:00AM when I'm getting my scrote rubbed by hopefully 2 hottie nurses. This is one way to fool around without getting in trouble with the old lady. I just tell her how enbarrasing it is and she eats it up. Meanwhile I'm getting my manhood rubbed. Seriously though, I hope it's just a water build up again. I looked it up online and it said that this happens to alot of athletes. I'm hoping for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I guess everyone celebrates Ash Wednesday in their own special way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Calling Nurse McNasty... Calling Nurse McNasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 Calling Nurse McNasty... Calling Nurse McNasty   I hope I don't get Neil and Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 pardon the cold fingers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I know one thing for sure, they will be saying to themselves, "man this guy has a HUGH set of balls!" I hope you all think of me around 11:00AM when I'm getting my scrote rubbed by hopefully 2 hottie nurses. This is one way to fool around without getting in trouble with the old lady. I just tell her how enbarrasing it is and she eats it up. Meanwhile I'm getting my manhood rubbed. Â Â Seriously though, I hope it's just a water build up again. I looked it up online and it said that this happens to alot of athletes. I'm hoping for the best. Â At least you've kept your sense of humor!! Â Bummer, though, that you have to have the operation done again. Â I'm sending good vibes your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 hydro seal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Calling Nurse McNasty... Calling Nurse McNasty  He has been for several months now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 spain will be by to decry your immorality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) I guess everyone celebrates Ash Wednesday in their own special way. Â Â Â This is a funny a$$ response. Â EDIT for Edited February 21, 2007 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) spain will be by to decry your immorality. Â Why? Is he going to let the Doctor rub his wife's tits while the nurse rubs his wiener? Edited February 21, 2007 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Why? Is he going to let the Doctor rub his wife's tits while the nurse rubs his wiener? Â Â Â No. Â He likes the thought of a woman other than his wife rubbing his nutsack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) I may have matzoh ball soup for lunch today Edited February 21, 2007 by isleseeya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I am scheduled for a sonogram on my right testacular. I had this procedure done quite a few years ago and the results were that I had an extra sack of water around it and that it can be uncomfortable at times. Well, my friends, when your testacular is 3-4 times the size it should be and becoming quite uncomfortable to say the least, it is time for the procedure once again. I know they make you rub some slimy liquid all over your scrote, but if there are 2 women like last time I may ask them to do it. I know one thing for sure, they will be saying to themselves, "man this guy has a HUGH set of balls!" I hope you all think of me around 11:00AM when I'm getting my scrote rubbed by hopefully 2 hottie nurses. This is one way to fool around without getting in trouble with the old lady. I just tell her how enbarrasing it is and she eats it up. Meanwhile I'm getting my manhood rubbed. Seriously though, I hope it's just a water build up again. I looked it up online and it said that this happens to alot of athletes. I'm hoping for the best. Â Â Â Man what do you do when you pop a woody? Do you just kind of put your hand over it and pretend you aren't hard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 No.  He likes the thought of a woman other than his wife rubbing his nutsack, while another man is stickin his schween deep within the inner santum of his wifes rectum  I never said it was immoral. Just not for me. But hey, whatever floats your boat. There is really nothing wrong anyway. Unless you dont completely accept every bizzare lifestyle out there as normal. Or if you dont hold the almighty "diversity" as our number 1 goal above all things. Or if you arent politically correct at all times. Those are the only wrong things. But go ahead and jack your wiener in the corner while 3 other dudes gang bang your wife with a trombone, a toaster oven, and a shetland pony! Its normal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Man what do you do when you pop a woody? Do you just kind of put your hand over it and pretend you aren't hard? Â Â Wow, you must have a tiny little peeener. I guess it would explain the midget fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I never said it was immoral. Just not for me. But hey, whatever floats your boat. There is really nothing wrong anyway. Unless you dont completely accept every bizzare lifestyle out there as normal. Or if you dont hold the almighty "diversity" as our number 1 goal above all things. Or if you arent politically correct at all times. Those are the only wrong things. But go ahead and jack your wiener in the corner while 3 other dudes gang bang your wife with a trombone, a toaster oven, and a shetland pony! Its normal! Â Normal is a man made construct and is defined by the culture you choose to accept as your own. What's normal in one culture, eating humans for example, may not be normal in another. This is a rather extreme example mind you, and you're certainly entitled to disagree with the value system of the other culture. Just place things in the proper context before you go shooting them down. YOUR culture/morals/values/ethics/mindset doesn't find the "lifestyle" acceptable. Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Normal is a man made construct and is defined by the culture you choose to accept as your own. What's normal in one culture, eating humans for example, may not be normal in another. This is a rather extreme example mind you, and you're certainly entitled to disagree with the value system of the other culture. Just place things in the proper context before you go shooting them down. YOUR culture/morals/values/ethics/mindset doesn't find the "lifestyle" acceptable. Cool. Â Wow, if I dont fully embrace an alternate "lifestyle" then I am immediately saying its not acceptable and immoral. Thats the jump in logic the left typically seems to make. Again, I never said the lifestyle was immoral or abnormal. I certainly didnt say it was unacceptable. My point is that its not for me. Â Now, having my nutsack rubbed by a hot nurse or a young asian boy is another thing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Shetland ponies are nice ...not a fan of the trombone though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good luck Jax. I had one of them there ultrasound things done on the scrotum myself a few years back. The radiologist was rather good looking too. Although I shrunk up like a frightened turtle during the procedure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good luck Jax. I had one of them there ultrasound things done on the scrotum myself a few years back. The radiologist was rather good looking too. Â What was his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 What was his name? Â Can't remember but I'm not ghey because it didn't move... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good luck Jax. I had one of them there ultrasound things done on the scrotum myself a few years back. The radiologist was rather good looking too. Although I shrunk up like a frightened turtle during the procedure. Â Â Â So you had shrinkage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 so if the nurses roll in with Nascar rain gear on.......you're good to go......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good luck Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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