spain Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 We had a dinner/drinks meeting last night. The subject somehow turned to women shaving their monkeys. I mentioned that I grew up in the "70's Porn Bush era" and didnt know anyone who did the Brazalian thing. These people looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently, eveyone is shaving their coochies these days. Have I just been married too long and am I behind the times? Does everyone peel that onion these days? Am I just out of the loop? Why does your woman shave and do you also shave? When did this practice come into vogue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 yep, it was about time for Spain's annual "What's up with the bald bagina?" post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 The cleaner the better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) Thank God we have the politics/religion/etc topics locked down around here otherwise gems like this might not have room to grow. Edited February 21, 2007 by CaP'N GRuNGe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Most women I know of at least trim around the edges and mow the lawn. I think the full on Brazilian is more in style with the young and single. I know a 23 yo chick that says it's gross if girls don't shave it all the way. I guess times are a changin'! I don't miss the days of the big bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote Quimby2 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 The cleaner the better. agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Women have now been genetically engineered to be hairless below the belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I think this entire thread is just an excuse to try out some euphemisms. But yes, my wife trims the hedges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Yes you are behind the times. Both genders should now be shaving or at least trimming the thick forrests of pube. Give it a try by trimming the hedges and go ask wifey what she thinks. Plus it makes your wang look bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildcat2334 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 The cleaner the better. Exactly, now that I have matured a bit, I don't mind a real real close shave with those thangs with the guards- and yeah, all da youngsters under 25 or so are clean as a whistle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitem0nkey Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I trim, and so does my girl. one positive thing about trimming/ shaving, is that hair holds most of the oder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 yep, it was about time for Spain's annual "What's up with the bald bagina?" post. Not my fault you married one of those hairsute Europeans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I think this entire thread is just an excuse to try out some euphemisms. But yes, my wife trims the hedges. I agree. I think all clams should be debearded before consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I did get The Body Groom for Valentines day. Nothing says I Love You like a clean nutsack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 My wife's area is my business...so we won't get into the specifics of that. But I can say that in my days I have sampled the bare style, the bushy style, the hair up top style, the landing strip style, etc.. I can't claim to have a strong preference, and like to have it changed up for variety's sake. If I had to choose one it would be landing strip, with the doors stripped clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I hope jaxfactor has had a chance to read this thread before his doctor visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Wax on , wax off ....glade candles work best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I definitely like something going on down there. Trimmed is ok, but a forest is ok too. I just don't get off on the clean, pre-pubescent look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 It's not about the clean, pre-pubescent look. It's about seeing it in all its glory and you know you won't get any lettuce stuck in your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyr0802 Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Yes you are behind the times. Both genders should now be shaving or at least trimming the thick forrests of pube. Give it a try by trimming the hedges and go ask wifey what she thinks. Plus it makes your wang look bigger. I guess if you need that kinda help...lil man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I kind of like the George Michael five-day growth look on the flappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing. But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'? Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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