spain Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 It's about seeing it in all its glory and you know you won't get any lettuce stuck in your teeth. If the bi@tch is growing vegtables down there, I aint going anywhere near the shi@te. Ill call a dam Mexican or a gynocologist if I see anything that looks like lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 If the bi@tch is growing vegtables down there, I aint going anywhere near the shi@te. Ill call a dam Mexican or a gynocologist if I see anything that looks like lettuce. Well, I was figuratively speaking. Lettuce was a common term we used back in college when a girl wasn't trimmed and it was hanging out of her swimsuit. "Hey, she's got some lettuce hanging out." I agree, I'd stay clear of anything that actually looked like lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted February 21, 2007 Author Share Posted February 21, 2007 I agree, I'd stay clear of anything that actually looked like lettuce. And if it is bubbling up like somebody poured peroxide on an open wound, I wouldnt hit it! But thats just me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I did get The Body Groom for Valentines day. Nothing says I Love You like a clean nutsack. This made me almost piss myself. By the way, I'm not a bushwacker, I like it very neatly trimmed. I think there something sexy about waxed lips though too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing. But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'? Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence? There's nothing wrong with experimenting. How about a gesture of trust and suggesting that you trim each other? If you're both orally inclined, you can suggest hygene as a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing. But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'? Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence? You talking about trimming yourself, or somehow secretly shaving your wife's cooter without her knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 We had a dinner/drinks meeting last night. The subject somehow turned to women shaving their monkeys. I mentioned that I grew up in the "70's Porn Bush era" and didnt know anyone who did the Brazalian thing. These people looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently, eveyone is shaving their coochies these days. Have I just been married too long and am I behind the times? Does everyone peel that onion these days? Am I just out of the loop? Why does your woman shave and do you also shave? When did this practice come into vogue? Yeap. They also do their legs and underarms too. The wifey started getting that brazillian deal. Way too painful if you ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing. But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'? Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence? Just tell her you have a chafing issue so you're shaving. And she should take precautions and do the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 or somehow secretly shaving your wife's cooter without her knowing? thats a good way to get killed! But I suppose I wasn't crystal clear in my post, so thanks for pointing that out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 thats a good way to get killed! But I suppose I wasn't crystal clear in my post, so thanks for pointing that out... I triim the hedges around my monument. I dont think the wife really cares one way or the other, but I like it. It feels clean. I dont remember how it started or what I told her, but if she thinks you are cheating because you take off a layer or two there may be some other issues at hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinL Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing. But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'? Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence? Show her this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarryTheRock Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Most women I know of at least trim around the edges and mow the lawn. I think the full on Brazilian is more in style with the young and single. I know a 23 yo chick that says it's gross if girls don't shave it all the way. I guess times are a changin'! I don't miss the days of the big bush. It's not about the clean, pre-pubescent look. It's about seeing it in all its glory and you know you won't get any lettuce stuck in your teeth. Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 thats a good way to get killed! But I suppose I wasn't crystal clear in my post, so thanks for pointing that out... she might not think it hot, but you could always show her this thread. it might get her competitive juices flowing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 thats a good way to get killed! But I suppose I wasn't crystal clear in my post, so thanks for pointing that out... Ok, you gotta make it like it's something you are doing as a surprise for her. I remember an old SNL skit where some male strippers were sitting in their makeup chairs back stage having someone dress up their wangs... go ahead and shave it clean, but then put a little hat on it or some glitter or some ribbon... make it special for her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I guess if you need that kinda help...lil man It is an extra bonus with a clean haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 I hope jaxfactor has had a chance to read this thread before his doctor visit. I'm reading it now Darin! And LMAO too. I'm not doing anything to mine. Nothing says "not ghey" better than an untouched hairy nutsack and I intend to keep it that way. Unless, of course the hottie nurses volunteer to do a shave job for me, then I'd make an exception. I don't dig the Dr. J look like spian does. I don't like the Brittney Shears look either. I'm one for the nicely trimmed or even the landing strip with the doors stripped clean , like CN was talking about. I've seen women with different shapes like a V for instance. That sh*t turns me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Everytime this topic comes up, I ask the same question and it never gets answered. Where the hell do you guys stop shaving without looking like an f'n zebra??? And yes, I also got a suh-weet groomer for Xmas. Ever knicked the nutsack and drew a little blood. That'll make ya sterile for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Everytime this topic comes up, I ask the same question and it never gets answered. Where the hell do you guys stop shaving without looking like an f'n zebra??? And yes, I also got a suh-weet groomer for Xmas. Ever knicked the nutsack and drew a little blood. That'll make ya sterile for a few days. Wait... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REZ Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Wait... what? +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Chargerzz is the expert. I remember he did a monument post giving us the breakdown of his patients for the day. BAsically under 30 was well trimmed or more, over 40 was Dr. J, 30 to 40 was light trim but not shaved, essentially. If I am pearl diving, I aint interested in coming up with floss, so trim away ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Everytime this topic comes up, I ask the same question and it never gets answered. Where the hell do you guys stop shaving without looking like an f'n zebra??? And yes, I also got a suh-weet groomer for Xmas. Ever knicked the nutsack and drew a little blood. That'll make ya sterile for a few days. I stop at my penis... but that's just me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 By the way, I'm not a bushwacker. Are you sure? I could swear I rememner you back in the WWF licking armpits and stiff. You sure Roddy Piper didnt put a boot to your dome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Tim must be a hairy guy all over. So I guess from a 'full frontal view', its a valid concern for him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 (edited) I dont like a fully shaved pucchiacia..I like a nicely trimed V. As long as the piling is low and its trimmed enough wear it wont behanging out in a bathing suit I am good to go..As far as myself as Austin Powers once said..Before I shag I like to give my undercarriage a little hows your father..Im not obsessed with it but if things get a little unruly I do some sculpting.. Edited February 21, 2007 by whomper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Everytime this topic comes up, I ask the same question and it never gets answered. Where the hell do you guys stop shaving without looking like an f'n zebra??? And yes, I also got a suh-weet groomer for Xmas. Ever knicked the nutsack and drew a little blood. That'll make ya sterile for a few days. I trim up the pubes with a 1 or 2 guard. Mrs Camel does not like it to be copletely bald because stubble is bad friction. Then I shave the balls and tainte clean. I dont use the electric for this though, that thing bites balls, literally. I use a standard bic razor for the balls. Its easier and doesnt cut. Sometimes I will do a run through the butt crack. It really cuts down on dingleberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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