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We had a dinner/drinks meeting last night. The subject somehow turned to women shaving their monkeys. I mentioned that I grew up in the "70's Porn Bush era" and didnt know anyone who did the Brazalian thing. These people looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently, eveyone is shaving their coochies these days. Have I just been married too long and am I behind the times? Does everyone peel that onion these days? Am I just out of the loop? Why does your woman shave and do you also shave? When did this practice come into vogue?

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yep, it was about time for Spain's annual "What's up with the bald bagina?" post.

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Thank God we have the politics/religion/etc topics locked down around here otherwise gems like this might not have room to grow. :D

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Most women I know of at least trim around the edges and mow the lawn. I think the full on Brazilian is more in style with the young and single. I know a 23 yo chick that says it's gross if girls don't shave it all the way. I guess times are a changin'! I don't miss the days of the big bush. :D

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I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman.

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I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman.

 

:D

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:D I think this entire thread is just an excuse to try out some euphemisms. But yes, my wife trims the hedges.

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Yes you are behind the times. Both genders should now be shaving or at least trimming the thick forrests of pube. Give it a try by trimming the hedges and go ask wifey what she thinks.

 

 

Plus it makes your wang look bigger.

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The cleaner the better.

 

 

 

Exactly, now that I have matured a bit, I don't mind a real real close shave with those thangs with the guards-

 

and yeah, all da youngsters under 25 or so are clean as a whistle.

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yep, it was about time for Spain's annual "What's up with the bald bagina?" post.

 

Not my fault you married one of those hairsute Europeans... :D

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:D I think this entire thread is just an excuse to try out some euphemisms. But yes, my wife trims the hedges.

 

 

I agree. I think all clams should be debearded before consumption.

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I enjoy a big black bail of hay down south. When I go downtown, I went to see a cross between Artis Gilmore, Doctor J, and a hedge hog in a headlock. I want to have to bring a machete to cut through the jungle. I dont want a little girl. I want a woman.

 

 

:D

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I did get The Body Groom for Valentines day. Nothing says I Love You like a clean nutsack.

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My wife's area is my business...so we won't get into the specifics of that.

 

But I can say that in my days I have sampled the bare style, the bushy style, the hair up top style, the landing strip style, etc.. I can't claim to have a strong preference, and like to have it changed up for variety's sake. If I had to choose one it would be landing strip, with the doors stripped clean.

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I hope jaxfactor has had a chance to read this thread before his doctor visit. :D

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I definitely like something going on down there. Trimmed is ok, but a forest is ok too. I just don't get off on the clean, pre-pubescent look.

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It's not about the clean, pre-pubescent look.

 

It's about seeing it in all its glory and you know you won't get any lettuce stuck in your teeth.

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Yes you are behind the times. Both genders should now be shaving or at least trimming the thick forrests of pube. Give it a try by trimming the hedges and go ask wifey what she thinks.

Plus it makes your wang look bigger.

 

 

I guess if you need that kinda help...lil man :D

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I kind of like the George Michael five-day growth look on the flappers.

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I used to think it was a pron thing, but it seems pretty mainstream now. I'm behind the times and want to try out the new look, and the optical illusion part is intriguing.

 

But now I have a dilemma - how do go for it without the wife suspecting I'm either 1) having an affair, 2) viewing too much pron, or 3) find our lovelife somehow boring, and needing to 'spice things up'?

 

Has anyone here pulled this tricky manuever off without turbulence?

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