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Things I know other huddlers haven't done

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climbed rocks at night near the cliff house in sf.

 

induced police to chase us through golden gate park.

 

skied down sand dunes (also tried with wheel-less skatebaord)

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The one thing that I have done that I know no other Huddler has done is waaaaaaay to personal to share here ... only 7 people know what it was and I can't imagine anybody else every finding out.

 

 

Would that be, have a sex change? And you, your wife, the doctor and nurse that performed it, and the other 4 people (2 couples) involved in your "Lifestyle" are the only ones that know about it. :D

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Maybe another Huddler has done some of these?

 

Wales -

1. climbed Mount Snowdon

2. Partied in Aberyswyth during Ireland versus England World Cup soccer

3. Visited Pembroke, Cardigan, and Cardiff castles in the same day

 

Scotland -

1. skied Inverness

2. failed to find Nessie at Lock Ness

3. Seen Sterling castle

 

England -

1. Stonehenge and Woodhenge (both are yawners)

2. Bush diving at Blenheim Palace and Garden

3. Been to Sherwood Forest and Nottingham Castle (Costner's Robin Hood = not close to real)

4. Had strawberries and cream at Wimbledon 3 times

5. Been inside the White Cliffs of Dover (World War command post)

6. Rode a hydroplane across the English Channel to Calais, France

7. Ate at the original Hard Rock Cafe in London

8. Seen Avebury Stone Circles (rock formations, supposed alien runways)

9. Visited Dover (my fav), Warrick, Tynemouth, Leeds, and Richmond castles

10. Boated on Stratford-Upon-Avon and toured Shakespear's birth house.

11. Attended concerts at Wembley Stadium

12. Seen Big Ben, Crown Jewels, White Tower (Tower of London), Buckingham Palace + changing of the guards, Westminster Abbey, etc

13. Visited a "singles bar" in London where everyone sits at their own numbered table with a phone on it. You mingle a little and are able to see the entire room of people and the number of their table. You call the table to go for the hook up. Err, get to know someone new.

 

Spain -

1. Full Monty at the nude beaches on Isle of Majorca (Mallorca on the Mediterranean)

 

 

In the US of A (but more likely a Huddler has done these):

 

Washington -

1. Hiked the Wonderland Trail (93 miles) around Mount Rainier

2. Hot tubbed at Mount Baker cabins

3. Cascade Loop (400 miles) in the Cascade Mountains. waterfalls, bald eagles, and vast forestry can be cool

4. White Water rafted the Skagit River (beginner level)

5. Rode the Spirit of Washington "Murder Mystery" Dinner train

6. Dinner at the Space Needle 3 times (most people don't eat there)

 

California -

1. Laughed my arse off as my buddy Steve stepped on a ketchup packet and it squirted up the white pants leg of Erin Gray (from Buck Rogers and Silver Spoons fame)

2. Skated/skateboarded the LA River (little to no water, man made river)

3. Disneyland/Knotts Berry Farm/Magic Mountain/Mann's Chinese Theatre/Rodeo Drive

4. Inner tubed on Big Bear mountain / Lake Arrowhead

5. 10 story/35 mph raft ride and 7 story free-fall at Raging Waters water park in San Dimas (Bill and Ted's Waterloo)

6. Video game tourney at Golf-N-Stuff Miniature Golf, Racing courses, and Arcade in Downey (seen in Karate Kid)

7. Ate at the oldest McDonalds restaurant in Downey.

8. Played tennis on all 3 main surfaces (clay, hard court, and grass)

 

Nevada/Arizona -

Straddled the state line of Arizona and Nevada at Hoover/Boulder Dam.

 

 

Umm, stopping here. There's more as I've been to plenty of states in the union. It's amazing the amount of crap you can do with just the money from the income tax return. A lot of things are a tank of gas away (or even a bus trip).

 

I'm sure everyone has plenty of stuff not a lot of other people have done even if they haven't traveled. All our lives are unique.

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I'm boring.

 

I had a firecracker blow up in my hand.

 

I had the 2nd longest hair (for a male) of my graduating class (1st among the honor grads).

 

I once shot a man just to watch him die.

 

I took a direct hit by two hurricanes, three weeks apart in 2004.

 

My favorite college team won the NCAA basketball and football championship in one year.

 

I was on video when blitz dressed up like a woman and had a 3-way with kid and his wife.

 

I and a couple of friends snapped the crossbars on the two goal posts at the Univ of Arizona the night before a game my sophomore year.

 

I was one of hundred or so Gator fans who tore down the goalposts at FSU's stadium when we beat them 13-10.

 

I came in second for the 1st grade spelling bee and 2nd for the 2nd grade spelling bee, missing chocolate and beautiful respectively.

 

I know the true identity of GWB but I refuse to reveal it.

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Aim-9 type or a big fugger in a silo ?

 

AIM-9s. Worked some with AGM-65s and AIM-120s as well, but I was referring to assembling AIM-9s. You too?

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I, along with my best friend, paid a local El Salvadorian warlord 200 bucks to "rent" two of his best men to escort us to a secret rivermouth and stand guard while we surfed one of the best waves in Central America for 4 hours all alone.

 

Easily the best 2 beans I've ever spent.

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:D

 

Stripped a couple of nerds naked (boy and girl) that were drinking and flirting at a party before they passed out. Put them in a bed together and watched the fireworks when they woke up. :D You do dumb things like that at parties when you don't drink

 

 

Nope, we do that when drunk too. There were several used condoms droped in the wastebasket of that room and one left on the floor. Even got one of the girls to donate an unused diaphram(sp?) and jelly and left that mess next to the bed.

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I secretly hate someone here at the Huddle.

 

Still wondering who... :D

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AIM-9s. Worked some with AGM-65s and AIM-120s as well, but I was referring to assembling AIM-9s. You too?

 

 

Yup.....when there were no sorties or Mau 12's to fug with i was sent to the bomb dump........ :D

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Played guitar with BB King. Sang with Bonnie Raitt.

 

Had a threesome with my wife and her best friend.

 

 

 

 

 

 

While assistant manager at a club, I walked in on Buddy Guy and Junior Wells when they were doing lines.(was just serving them their drink order).

 

Somewhat similar I had a threesome with one of my best friends and his girlfriend who had the hots for me.

This was out in the boonies alongside a country road in a station wagon.

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Almost forgot this one. I beat a DUI being totally smashed and AFTER doing the drunk street test. My buddies always said I was the best driver when drunk. :D

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Not to out do my brother but.....got 6 bj's in one day from 6 different girls :D

 

 

A litter of new kittens doesn't count does it?

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Nope, we do that when drunk too. There were several used condoms droped in the wastebasket of that room and one left on the floor. Even got one of the girls to donate an unused diaphram(sp?) and jelly and left that mess next to the bed.

 

:D

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I put a cat in a microwave and turned it on... fun times.

 

 

A kid did that once, but it was only for less than a second. I have quick reflexes and didn't want to clean that one up.

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While assistant manager at a club, I walked in on Buddy Guy and Junior Wells when they were doing lines.(was just serving them their drink order).

 

Ditto except it involved a pro basketball player turned broadcaster walking into Bill Graham's (when he was still alive) trailer backstage at an outdoor Grateful Dead concert.

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One time I stuck my finger in a light bulb socket. I was a curious kid.

 

I also stuck a screw driver into a fuse box, sparks flew and it killed the power of the entire place.

 

I stuck my finger into a belt driven machine. I had gloves on and my hand went around one revolution.

 

When I was playing darts one time, I stuck a dart into my sister's leg.

 

One time in wrestling, I pinned a kid in 11 seconds.

 

When I was 12, I went canoing down the river with my drunken brothers. Somehow we all made it back, except my brother lost his wallet when our canoe tipped in deep waters. I can't swim. I swear that I heard a new beer can opened every 3 minutes for 3 hours. :D

 

Nothing exciting I guess.

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Almost forgot this one. I beat a DUI being totally smashed and AFTER doing the drunk street test. My buddies always said I was the best driver when drunk. :D

 

Yup, I beat one of those to. Again, that was back in a different day and age. I was just given a speeding ticket. Cop said I was borderline drunk, go home and sleep it off. Of course, this was on the way back from a stag party with my buddy passed out in the seat next to me. I think the thing that saved me was that while I was doing the point to my nose test, another car full of guys from the party came by hooting and beeping at me. I never missed my nose.

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Tied a groupie to a wooden beam with speaker wire and had everyone in the band gang bang her. We thought that would make her go away. It didn't. She loved us even more.

 

 

Hope you went near the begining

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yeah... some fun stuff in here... I have forgotten more than I would want to know... yuke and club likely had a similar upbringing as me... :D

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yeah... some fun stuff in here... I have forgotten more than I would want to know... yuke and club likely had a similar upbringing as me... :D

 

 

:D

 

I was really looking forward to H8s post here.

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I've seen Howard Stern's future brother in law's penis.

 

I set a road on fire.

 

I've been to a 160+ consecutive Buffalo Bills home games.

 

I seen every episode of M*A*S*H but the Farewell episode.

 

:D

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