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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

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>>Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the

faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen.

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>> Here's this year's list:

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>>*T he people who are starting college this fall across the nation

>>were

>>born in 1983.

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>>* They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

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>>* Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

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>>* Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

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>>* The CD was introduced the year they were born.

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>>* They have always had an answering machine.

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>>* They have always had cable.

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>>* They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

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>>* Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

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>>* Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

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>>* They never took a s wim and thought about Jaws.

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>>* They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

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>>* They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

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>>* They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a

>>Camel,"

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>> or "de plane Boss, de plane."

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>>* They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even

>>is.

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>>* McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

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>>* They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

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