PantherDave 0 Posted March 14, 2007 This smilie may be interpreted the wrong way for..well until this epedemic of severe gheyness subsides. I suggest shelving it until this threat is neutralised. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 14, 2007 My plan of action is to get the girls in bed in the next 30 mins, then get in the whirlpool with Mrs. PD (yes Big Country-you will be there in spirit) and try to steam and bubble the gheyness out of my body. If this does not work, we may have to ask DMD to this place and send in the cleaners Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 14, 2007 My plan of action is to get the girls in bed in the next 30 mins, then get in the whirlpool with Mrs. PD (yes Big Country-you will be there in spirit) and try to steam and bubble the gheyness out of my body. If this does not work, we may have to ask DMD to this place and send in the cleaners I'll suggest for you to ask Mrs. PD to help 'cleans' your spirit by celebrating Steak and BJ day with you. This way you can go to bed tonight all well knowing that as far as your sexuality goes... you're safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 14, 2007 I'll suggest for you to ask Mrs. PD to help 'cleans' your spirit by celebrating Steak and BJ day with you. This way you can go to bed tonight all well knowing that as far as your sexuality goes... you're safe. I just got Mrs. PD the Cadillac she wants(loaded SRX), so I don't expect any problems, but my sweet tooth has kicked in....so I'll buddy up with a session of 69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 14, 2007 I just got Mrs. PD the Cadillac she wants(loaded SRX), so I don't expect any problems, but my sweet tooth has kicked in....so I'll buddy up with a session of 69 In the long history of relationships it never did hurt to share the pleasure both ways. :sigh: Now if only I had a Mrs. Grunt girlfriend to celebrate this great day with today. :sigh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 14, 2007 In the long history of relationships it never did hurt to share the pleasure both ways. :sigh: Now if only I had a Mrs. Grunt girlfriend to celebrate this great day with today. :sigh: Nothing wrong with a little manual labor there Grunt- Man the Fug up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 14, 2007 Nothing wrong with a little manual labor there Grunt- Man the Fug up There is always that. Or if I were desperate enough I could always get an escort. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 15, 2007 There is always that. Or if I were desperate enough I could always get an escort. Find a catalog and order "Gigi"-you'll never be alone Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 15, 2007 Find a catalog and order "Gigi"-you'll never be alone I'm not really sure if I want to know what that is or not, but my curiousity is telling me to google search it..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 15, 2007 According to the wikipedia: Gigi is a 1945 novel by the French writer Colette about a wealthy cultured man of fashion who discovers he is in love with a young Parisian girl being groomed for a career as a grande cocotte and eventually marries her. A young Parisian girl being groomed for a career as a grande cocotte... I don't know what a grande cocotte is but if she takes care of business like the best of 'em then I'm in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geeteebee 3 Posted March 15, 2007 In the long history of relationships it never did hurt to share the pleasure both ways. :sigh: Now if only I had a Mrs. Grunt girlfriend to celebrate this great day with today. :sigh: there is always thecerwin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief Dick 478 Posted March 15, 2007 PD, you've been masking your gayness by posting your sexual exploits with your so called "wife". This is a cry for help, in that your "wife" is more H8tank like than Vicky like. Time to escape the Crock Pot Closet in which you reside, and say to the world: 'I am Gay, and I Love the Teal Blue of the Panther's Uniforms" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 15, 2007 PD, you've been masking your gayness by posting your sexual exploits with your so called "wife". This is a cry for help, in that your "wife" is more H8tank like than Vicky like. Time to escape the Crock Pot Closet in which you reside, and say to the world: 'I am Gay, and I Love the Teal Blue of the Panther's Uniforms" The pure genius of this man is legend I tell ya-pure legend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliaz 26 Posted March 15, 2007 My plan of action is to get the girls in bed in the next 30 mins, then get in the whirlpool with my pool boy Javiar (yes Big Country-I will jerk off to your sweet hairy a$$) and try to give him a Cleveland steamer, a chili rainbow and a portuguese breakfast. If this does not work, we may have to ask DMD to dress up like an ewok wearing a thong and dance around my bedroom throwing 18inch black dildos at me while spitting on me and calling me a worthless nasty little boy. Whoa dude What the f'ck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hugh B Tool 17 Posted March 15, 2007 There is always that. Or if I were desperate enough I could always get an escort. Just call your twin fratboy, he is probably tired of date rape anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaxfactor 0 Posted March 15, 2007 My plan of action is to get the girls in bed in the next 30 mins, then get in the whirlpool with Big Country and try to steam and bubble the gheyness out of my body. BC lets you fart in the whirlpool? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGrunt 1 Posted March 15, 2007 Just call your twin fratboy, he is probably tired of date rape anyway Whoa... what makes you think he's in a frat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kid Cid 4 Posted March 15, 2007 Meh, theCerwin and the Grunt probably use strap-ons on each other because neither of them can get it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiegie 18 Posted March 15, 2007 I just got Mrs. PD the Cadillac she wants(loaded SRX), so I don't expect any problems Not trying to be rude here, but combining this post with the post you made about a week ago concerning your wife and her engagement ring makes it seem that your wife is somewhat of a gold-digger. I am not suggesting that she is a gold-digger, but rather, I am suggesting that perhaps you might want to rethink your attitude towards your wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Puddy 30 Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) Not trying to be rude here, but combining this post with the post you made about a week ago concerning your wife and her engagement ring makes it seem that your wife is somewhat of a gold-digger. I am not suggesting that she is a gold-digger, but rather, I am suggesting that perhaps you might want to rethink your attitude towards your wife. I'm just curious what type of coin PD has. He's bragged about mentioned a fully loaded Caddy and 300Z in the last couple of days. Edited March 15, 2007 by Puddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
isleseeya 124 Posted March 15, 2007 I must dauy ,Cliaz last post was pure comedic genius ...well done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 15, 2007 Not trying to be rude here, but combining this post with the post you made about a week ago concerning your wife and her engagement ring makes it seem that your wife is somewhat of a gold-digger. I am not suggesting that she is a gold-digger, but rather, I am suggesting that perhaps you might want to rethink your attitude towards your wife. No, she spaces things out quite nicely, and I move into a new car when the waranaty is up, which her's was on her mini-van. I'm sorry I gave that impression, as nothing is further from the truth. She devotes her time and wants to the girls and often puts the things she wants or needs on the back-burner. She did not want a Cadillac because she just wanted one-I was/am the one who wanted to get her a new car,as she said she was OK with the van-so that's was my call-not her's. Also, I need no re-thinking on my attitude towards my wife as she is as good or better than gold....but a gold digger-No, and she worked her own job until the second child was born and has a very nice 401K of her own money. Word to the wise...again-perception is hardly ever reality. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PantherDave 0 Posted March 15, 2007 I'm just curious what type of coin PD has. He's bragged about mentioned a fully loaded Caddy and 300Z in the last couple of days. I do alright, own my own company and such, but Trump I'm not, of that I assure you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
