Kid Cid Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Hey, DMD!! You got your wish. Instead of talking politics, religion, and other controversial topics, we' re now talking just like we do at a real tailgate party! "Hey, Jax, could you toss me a beer? And may I say, you smell very fresh." "Here ya go, Det. Thanks for that tip on the undies, it makes all the difference. I saw an article in Cosmo on capalene briefs." "Yes, I saw it, too. Very well written." sigh. If only this weren't so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Talc is closely related to the potent carcinogen asbestos LOL, Squeezieboobs is gonna file lawsuit on all your man sacs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Hey, DMD!! You got your wish. Instead of talking politics, religion, and other controversial topics, we' re now talking just like we do at a real tailgate party! "Hey, Jax, could you toss me a beer? And may I say, you smell very fresh." "Here ya go, Det. Thanks for that tip on the undies, it makes all the difference. I saw an article in Cosmo on capalene briefs." "Yes, I saw it, too. Very well written." sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Never occurred to me to put baby powder down my shorts. And I lived in the heat and humidity of Houston, Texas for 9 years. But maybe I'd sing a different tune if I'd had to work outside. No one likes a swampy ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 No one likes a swampy ass. Good point, reminds me of an incident many years ago while I was at a July day game for the Cardinals. 100+ weather and then hanging out at bars afterwards created quite the deadly mix for the unsuspecting girl I brought home that night. She went south, gagged on the smell, headed out the front door and left me with my pants down to my knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) Good point, reminds me of an incident many years ago while I was at a July day game for the Cardinals. 100+ weather and then hanging out at bars afterwards created quite the deadly mix for the unsuspecting girl I brought home that night. She went south, gagged on the smell, headed out the front door and left me with my pants down to my knees. At least she didn't puke all over your junk. As I recall, that can be a little embarrassing. Edited May 8, 2007 by yo mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsmayes Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I use vasceline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 "Hey, Jax, could you toss me a beer? And may I say, you smell very fresh." Better than smelling like I didn't wipe my ass. God forbid, you'd rather chafe in the FL humidity than use powder between your legs and worry about the gheyness factor. Of course, working indoors you wouldn't know about sweating for a living now would you? I'm so impressed with what a macho dude you are. Good point, reminds me of an incident many years ago while I was at a July day game for the Cardinals. 100+ weather and then hanging out at bars afterwards created quite the deadly mix for the unsuspecting girl I brought home that night. She went south, gagged on the smell, headed out the front door and left me with my pants down to my knees. Thank you twiley! So what do you do to stop that from happening in the future, spray cologne on your nutsack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 (edited) Thank you twiley! So what do you do to stop that from happening in the future, spray cologne on your nutsack? eau de GHB Edited May 8, 2007 by twiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Better than smelling like I didn't wipe my ass. God forbid, you'd rather chafe in the FL humidity than use powder between your legs and worry about the gheyness factor. Of course, working indoors you wouldn't know about sweating for a living now would you? I'm so impressed with what a macho dude you are. In my field, one may interpret this comment as "defensive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 In my field, one may interpret this comment as "defensive." Does this mean that I won't be invited to one of your BGE events? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Does this mean that I won't be invited to one of your BGE events? You can come--on one condition: It can get real hot. Promise you'll powder up first. I don't want no poopy ass smelling guy bringing down my vibe. And I don't read Cosmo...but I'll let you borrow a few of my "Oprah" mags because I am giving and open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 You can come--on one condition: It can get real hot. Promise you'll powder up first. I don't want no poopy ass smelling guy bringing down my vibe. And I don't read Cosmo...but I'll let you borrow a few of my "Oprah" mags because I am giving and open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 God forbid, you'd rather chafe in the FL humidity than use powder between your legs and worry about the gheyness factor. Of course, working indoors you wouldn't know about sweating for a living now would you? You deliver mail? This is considered 'working' outdoors? You walk around in shorts and tennis shoes dropping peices of paper in little wooden boxes? You must be really buff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Baby powder is very refreshing after a shower in which abba songs are hummed ...makes you feel fresher before putting on a pink robe and bunny slippers ..lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 So, if you shave your junk, do you still need to powder? Hankk... what's the call on this manscaping concoction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 So, if you shave your junk, do you still need to powder? Hankk... what's the call on this manscaping concoction? Never thought of this. Thanks, BC. Now I know that H8 shaves his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaumont Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Gold Bond in the green bottle. Its cocaine for your jimmies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Never thought of this. Thanks, BC. Now I know that H8 shaves his ass. You don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seminoles Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 After every shower. Baby powder. It's come to this. I miss the old Tailgate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Gold Bond in the green bottle. Its cocaine for your jimmies. This thread is killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I think this explains why mailmen 'powder' thier panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Hawt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted May 10, 2007 Author Share Posted May 10, 2007 I think this explains why mailmen 'powder' thier panties. What do you expect for a Canadian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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