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Stupidest thing you ever did in a car?

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Jumped off the back of a car going around 45 (I thought they we slowing down to like 20 - it felt safe). Feet hit the ground, momentum made me roll over backwards, resulting in 7 stitches to the back of my skull and the enitre left side of my body going numb for about 10 seconds.

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1) Shot a kid right between the eyes with a BB gun when I was about 15. Their car was in front of ours at a stop light and he poked his head out of the sunroof. That was about 25 years ago. I saw him a couple years back, and he still had a small dent between his eyes. What was I thinking?

 

2)Chased atelope on open fields in my parents station wagon. Tried my best, but was never able to hit one. We got the car upto about 65 before the bouncing was too much to handle.

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I got a road hummer once... I don't know if that was the stupidest thing I have ever done in a car, but it was one of the funnest.. :D

 

 

Fingerbanging my girlfriend in the back of her parents suburban on the way home from the state fair with her parents in the front seat.

 

 

I have a friend that got a road hummer while her parents were asleep in the back seat.

 

That takes balls!

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WAIT a cotton-pickin minute here. R U sayin this sex actually occured while you were still driving? Why not pull over and knock it out somewhere on a quiet street and avoid endangering your lives, for crying out loud? Man, stupid crazy people.....

 

 

 

umm - yea - had a crazy girlfriend (to give you an idea, my friends starting calling us Sid and Nancy, and by no means was it due to me) - she decided we had to do this and did all the work (relatively quiet back road at night)

 

Again, wasn't smart and really wasn't relatively enjoyable

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I have a friend that got a road hummer while her parents were asleep in the back seat.

 

That takes balls!

 

I got a handjob once while my parents were up front. :D

 

Thinking back, I'm not too proud of that.

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I got a handjob once while my parents were up front. :D

 

Thinking back, I'm not too proud of that.

 

 

I got a handjob once while Twiley was up front.

 

I'm proud of that.

 

It was nice of him to drive us around.

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I got a handjob once while Twiley was up front.

 

I'm proud of that.

 

It was nice of him to drive us around.

 

I remember. :D

 

My date was passed out drunk in the passenger seat next to me. :D

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I remember. :D

 

My date was passed out drunk in the passenger seat next to me. :D

 

 

But didn't she send you flowers to make up for it?

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But didn't she send you flowers to make up for it?

 

:D I broke up with her shortly after getting those flowers.

 

 

Well, now that I think about it, I did get even by having sex with "whatshername" while you had to pretend to be asleep in the bed next to us. :D

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:D I broke up with her shortly after getting those flowers.

Well, now that I think about it, I did get even by having sex with "whatshername" while you had to pretend to be asleep in the bed next to us. :tup:

 

 

:D

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WAIT a cotton-pickin minute here. R U sayin this sex actually occured while you were still driving? Why not pull over and knock it out somewhere on a quiet street and avoid endangering your lives, for crying out loud? Man, stupid crazy people.....

 

My response is drinking and driving. I've had plenty of naked fun in parked cars though. but its been awhile....

 

 

 

What do you say xM, should we start the 50MPH club?

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What do you say xM, should we start the 50MPH club?

 

 

This would be akin to an airline pilot getting head while he's flying the plane, only driving a car could be considered more dangerous, what with the lack of autopilot in cars. (Should cruise control count??)

 

I still say don't do it - you'd probably be too worried about crashing to get off anyway. But I bet the pilot thing has happened though...

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