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how do i kill a tree without actually making it look like im trying to kill the tree?

 

dont ask

 

:D

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over watering might do it.

 

Driving nails into it might as well...depends what type of tree.

 

Why do you want to kill a tree?

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poison?

 

 

i tried cutting the root and poured some bleach. friggin thing is growing like a Josh Gordon now!!! maybe i found a super fertilizer...... :D

 

 

 

lol.......i was thinking a little more subtle

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how do i kill a tree without actually making it look like im trying to kill the tree?

 

dont ask

 

:D

 

 

 

Herbicide is a serious offense.

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Herbicide is a serious offense.

 

 

OK that is pretty funny. :D

 

But I thought all right-wingers were adept at killing green and growing things?

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Well, this thread title should get Whomper and Chief Dick into a boring conversation. :D

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OK that is pretty funny. :D

 

But I thought all right-wingers were adept at killing green and growing things?

 

 

 

:D

 

maybe i could park my suv next to the thing and suffocate it with exhaust fumes

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OK that is pretty funny. :D

 

But I thought all right-wingers were adept at killing green and growing things?

 

they pay others to do it so there hands dont get dirty

Edited by Yukon Cornelius

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they pay others to do it so there hands dont get dirty

 

 

does haliburton handle herbicide cases??

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Well, this thread title should get Whomper and Chief Dick into a boring conversation. :D

 

As in boring out the roots? :D

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If you take a power drill and drill out 1" wide holes into the base and then pour undilluted round-up into them on regular intervals, you might manage. Depending on the tree, however, it will take a whole lot.

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Is the tree still fully grown?

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Is the tree still fully grown?

 

 

 

no....probably more of a shrub than a tree. no clue what it is.

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Just spray round up on the leaves then if its only a shrubbery. Ni!

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If you take a power drill and drill out 1" wide holes into the base and then pour undilluted round-up into them on regular intervals, you might manage. Depending on the tree, however, it will take a whole lot.

 

Don't forget to start the hole by using a circular blade attachment to the power drill, so that you end up having a "cap" to plug the hole with afterwards. And if the Round Up doesn't work, I hear battery acid is effective.

 

However, please be advised the it may be a crime in your jurisdiction to knowingly kill certain trees. In addition, if another property owner has an interest in that tree, you may subject yourself to civil liability if you damage or kill the tree. And as a God-fearing, law-abiding, righteous republican-type, I know you would never do such a thing. Therefore, if you feel there is a chance your actions may be unlawful, I advise you to register Libertarian before proceeding.

Edited by yo mama

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2,4-D should do the trick. Since you're showing no mercy, dont even dillute it.

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Dig a hole around the base and dump some rock salt....water daily....tree die.

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Just cut the f*cking thing down with a chainsaw. :D

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:D 1

 

:D 2

 

Someone killed one of my trees by using the banding method. No way I could save it once the deed was done! :tup:

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Have the tree start a political thread here...next day...DEAD!

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