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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took

place:

 

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing

this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the

house next weekend."

 

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build

her a new deck for the pool."

 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I

would remodel the kitchen for her."

 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a

word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to

be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off

my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or sex?" and

she said: "Wear sun-block."

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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took

place:

 

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing

this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the

house next weekend."

 

Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build

her a new deck for the pool."

 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I

would remodel the kitchen for her."

 

They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a

word, they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to

be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

 

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 3:30 am. When it went off, I shut off

my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: "Fishing or sex?" and

she said: "Wear sun-block."

 

 

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I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water.

 

My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it.

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I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water.

 

My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped her.

 

 

 

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I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water.

 

My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it.

 

 

:D ........she's vicious

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I still forget to wear the sunblock but I can certainly understand the difficulties in getting a day on the water.

 

My wife came home a few years back with $795 sandals. These were a sole and a couple straps of leather. I did find out they were italian leather straps so I guess that made the difference. When I confronted her about $795 sandals, her only reply was "I don't have a boat". I dropped it.

 

 

I do not see how my wife has the time to be married to to guys. New Shimano TLD 30 means a new outfit for her.... :D

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I'll try that this weekend. Guessing it will work like a charm. :D

 

If you get the best of both, you're my new hero.

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