Jackass Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Since I have issues I can spend anywhere from 5 minutes to 2 hours in there. have you seen a nutritionist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 At work is a different story. Im in and out as fast as possible. The worst is when you let a stinker and then as you wash your hands (you all DO wash your hands I hope...) someone walks in and gives you the look of "you stinky son of a motherless goat..." i can stay for awhile at work unless some sob comes in and takes the stall right next to me. then im outta there asap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I get in -- I get out. 3 minutes tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I take my time so as not to strain anything If I'm reading something I'll be longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 i've gotta have quite the stubborn deuce for me to be in there more than 3 or 4 minutes. or a perfect game going on my cell phone bowling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Someone once told me that Nietzche came to the conclusion that God is dead on the toilet. . . . Funny, I read that as Nietzche came to the conclusion that "God is dead on the toilet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I get in -- I get out. 3 minutes tops. wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my theory on sexual relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Honestly I am usually in there for less than a minute... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheikYerbuti Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Funny, I read that as Nietzche came to the conclusion that "God is dead on the toilet" Wasn't that Elvis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces. No wiping? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irish Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) If you had no sense of smell you couldn't tell what I did in there as there's not much of a time differential between #1 and #2, so it's like a minute or 2 minutes max. It's drop, plop and giddyup I'm outta there. Edited June 22, 2007 by irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 not long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I get in -- I get out. 3 minutes tops. wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my theory on sexual relations. I think you mean: wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my curse on sexual relations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieFries Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm usually in there about 1/2 hour. The job actually supplies reading material so it's their own undoing as far as I'm concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 If she'd let me, i'd have a small flatscreen TV in there. I eat a lot of cheese. I tried that one too, she said no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 from cliaz I think you mean: wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my curse on sexual relations. you say tomato, I say tomahto... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 5 minutes max. Like Jerry Seinfeld, I don't bring reading material there. +1, and on top of all that, the longer you sit in there dont you think you'll be carrying a green stinch wave behind you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Schit, shower, shave, 30 min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted June 22, 2007 Author Share Posted June 22, 2007 Schit, shower, shave, 30 min. Is that German? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I'm shocked Cliaz didn't start this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmanzzzz Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 im a quicky guy. ill take something to read but its over before i can finish the first paragraph. i take 2 to 3 a day though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Schit, shower, shave, 15 min. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Fold or bunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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