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How long do you stay in the bathroom?

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Since I have issues I can spend anywhere from 5 minutes to 2 hours in there. :D

 

 

 

:D have you seen a nutritionist?

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At work is a different story. Im in and out as fast as possible. The worst is when you let a stinker and then as you wash your hands (you all DO wash your hands I hope...) someone walks in and gives you the look of "you stinky son of a motherless goat..."

 

 

 

i can stay for awhile at work unless some sob comes in and takes the stall right next to me. then im outta there asap!

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I take my time so as not to strain anything :D

 

If I'm reading something I'll be longer.

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i've gotta have quite the stubborn deuce for me to be in there more than 3 or 4 minutes. or a perfect game going on my cell phone bowling... :D

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Someone once told me that Nietzche came to the conclusion that God is dead on the toilet. . . .

 

 

 

 

Funny, I read that as Nietzche came to the conclusion that "God is dead on the toilet" :D

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I get in -- I get out. 3 minutes tops.

 

 

wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my theory on sexual relations.

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Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces.

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Funny, I read that as Nietzche came to the conclusion that "God is dead on the toilet" :D

 

 

Wasn't that Elvis?

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Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces.

 

 

No wiping? :D

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If you had no sense of smell you couldn't tell what I did in there as there's not much of a time differential between #1 and #2, so it's like a minute or 2 minutes max. It's drop, plop and giddyup I'm outta there.

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not long

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I get in -- I get out. 3 minutes tops.

 

 

 

wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my theory on sexual relations.

 

 

 

I think you mean:

 

wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my curse on sexual relations.

 

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I'm usually in there about 1/2 hour. The job actually supplies reading material so it's their own undoing as far as I'm concerned.

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If she'd let me, i'd have a small flatscreen TV in there. :D

I eat a lot of cheese.

 

I tried that one too, she said no. :D

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from cliaz

I think you mean:

 

wiegie's dumping philosophy is exactly like my curse on sexual relations.

 

you say tomato, I say tomahto...

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5 minutes max.

Like Jerry Seinfeld, I don't bring reading material there.

 

 

+1, and on top of all that, the longer you sit in there dont you think you'll be carrying a green stinch wave behind you?

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Drop 'em and run. 3 minutes max. I've got better things to do than sit in a small enclosed area smelling my own feces.

 

:D

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im a quicky guy. ill take something to read but its over before i can finish the first paragraph. i take 2 to 3 a day though.

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Fold or bunch?

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