DMD 331 Posted July 1, 2007 Man pummels 'vampire' peacock NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire. Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized. The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared. A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"' Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 382 Posted July 1, 2007 that vampire must have been a pusly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 Posted July 1, 2007 "'I'm killing a vampire!"' Good thing Cliaz can run fast enough to escape the police. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Holy Roller 3 Posted July 1, 2007 I have no sympathy for morans. He should have a wooden stake driven thru his...his...drat, can't remember. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
H8tank 0 Posted July 1, 2007 I think this was a verse in "A Country Boy Can Survive" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliaz 38 Posted July 1, 2007 Good thing Cliaz can run fast enough to escape the police. Wanna know what is so funny about this. My last name is :BigJohnpleaseletthemknow: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big John 1,305 Posted July 1, 2007 Wanna know what is so funny about this. My last name is :BigJohnpleaseletthemknow: Peacock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avernus 204 Posted July 1, 2007 I love hearing stuff like this.... we need more news like this...on a daily basis.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMD 331 Posted July 1, 2007 I love hearing stuff like this.... we need more news like this...on a daily basis.. 27-foot wiener gets cop roasted MADISON, Wisconsin (AP) -- Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer ... car thief? Oscar Mayer's Wienermobiles have been on the roads since 1936. An Arizona Highway Patrol officer who ran the Wienermobile's plates as the vehicle traveled for a promotion briefly thought the giant hot dog on wheels was, well, hot. The Wienermobile was on the road for a promotion in which contestants sing the Oscar Mayer jingle for a shot at appearing in a commercial and winning "American Idol" tickets. The 27-foot-long, 11-foot-tall vehicle was in a construction zone in downtown Tucson Wednesday, slowing traffic. Officer Korey Lankow caught up to it and ran its "Y-U-M-M-Y" license plate to make sure it was street legal. The plate came back as stolen. Lankow pulled over the Wienermobile, and two more officers arrived to help. It turns out someone had indeed stolen the "Y-U-M-M-Y" plate off the Wienermobile in Columbia, Missouri, back in February. Oscar Mayer officials reported the theft to police there, company spokeswoman Syd Lindner said. The company got a replacement YUMMY plate that same month and notified police in Missouri, Lindner said. But the plate still came back as stolen Wednesday, with no note that it was OK if found on Wienermobile itself. A message left with the Columbia Police Department seeking to clear up the discrepancy wasn't returned. Jeff Kendell, 23, of Salt Lake City, was a passenger -- or "hot dogger" in Oscar Mayer lingo -- in the rolling wiener. Not missing a beat, Kendell handed out wiener whistles to the officers, who took a peek inside the Wienermobile and snapped pictures with digital cameras. Arizona Highway Patrol spokesman Quent Mehr said Lankow is hearing plenty about it from his buddies. "The officer, he's just like, 'I don't believe this is happening,"' Mehr said. I'd hate to be sitting in jail and have to tell my cellmate I was falsely imprisoned for stealing a weinermobile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chargerz 27 Posted July 2, 2007 I'd hate to be sitting in jail and have to tell my cellmate I was falsely imprisoned for stealing a weinermobile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whomper 760 Posted July 2, 2007 I'd hate to be sitting in jail and have to tell my cellmate I was falsely imprisoned for stealing a weinermobile. or for beating a cock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chargerz 27 Posted July 2, 2007 or for beating a cock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 Posted July 2, 2007 or for beating a cock That may get him some "friends" in jail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Holy Roller 3 Posted July 2, 2007 or for beating a cock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
