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Did a year tour in Diego Garcia.... and then there were several 6, 7 and 8 month cruises.

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as a strictly religious person, my wife and I only enjoy relations for the purpose of procreation. my youngest son is almost 8 yrs old. you do the math.

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8 hours

 

 

:D ...........does she have a sister ......... :D

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Our first gyn told us to have sex up to the very end. He said sometimes a good aggitation would get the birth process started. I don't know if that's the truth (DocC?) but we sure believed him.

 

Yep - absolutely true.

 

Longest I've gone without is 2-3 months (pregnancy related).

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Too long

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Yep - absolutely true.

 

Longest I've gone without is 2-3 months (pregnancy related).

 

I think you should consider taking longer "down times", or you'll end up with kid number 17 or whatever it is you're up to now.

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In the Muck household, pregnancy from the end of the first trimester until 3-4 months after the birth = abstinance

 

+1

 

That is how it worked in the Menudo household as well.

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as a strictly religious person, my wife and I only enjoy relations for the purpose of procreation. my youngest son is almost 8 yrs old. you do the math.

:D

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There was a three month stretch the Mrs. was out of country that I had to go without. I drank a lot of mangoo during those ten months.

 

well that's one way to cope with it :D

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There was a three month stretch the Mrs. was out of country that I had to go without. I drank a lot during those ten months.

 

3 months or 10? Guess the drinking has permanently damaged some brain cells....

 

Edit: for me the answer is 'too long', unless its daily.

Edited by Coffeeman

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Not married yet, so I'm not allowed to tell you.

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:D God I can't wait to meet you Yuk.

i am a cross between a rabbit, a bee and a woodchuck

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I think you should consider taking longer "down times", or you'll end up with kid number 17 or whatever it is you're up to now.

 

:D:D

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3 months or 10? Guess the drinking has permanently damaged some brain cells....

 

Edit: for me the answer is 'too long', unless its daily.

:D Okay, so no one got the joke. She was gone for 3 months, which felt like 10 because I wasn't gettin' any.

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:D Okay, so no one got the joke. She was gone for 3 months, which felt like 10 because I wasn't gettin' any.

 

 

I got it... was pretty obvious. :D

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:D Okay, so no one got the joke. She was gone for 3 months, which felt like 10 because I wasn't gettin' any.

 

Must be that subtle British humor. I'm a dumm Amerikin. But now that you explaned it, I git it...... :D

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Our first gyn told us to have sex up to the very end. He said sometimes a good aggitation would get the birth process started. I don't know if that's the truth (DocC?) but we sure believed him. Of course he looked just like Uncle Fester from the Adam's Family so we took everything he told us as the gospel. :D

 

So does Chargerz....... wow, you let a Huddler get that close to your wife......

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Our first gyn told us to have sex up to the very end. He said sometimes a good aggitation would get the birth process started. I don't know if that's the truth (DocC?) but we sure believed him. Of course he looked just like Uncle Fester from the Adam's Family so we took everything he told us as the gospel. :D

That is true. I tell my pregnant patients they can continue to have sex as long as the pregnancy is going normally and sex is not painful.

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So does Chargerz.

:D

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Sex was the best when she was pregnant, she wanted it all the time.

I frequently hear this from my patients. The hormones of pregnancy have this effect on some women.

 

By the way, I've had one patient who said her husband didn't want to have sex with her late in her pregnancy because he thought the kid might grab his penis. :D

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:D I must agree.

 

 

+1

 

 

:D

 

and +1.

 

No fun-time happy mouth or hand jobs? Wow.

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I frequently hear this from my patients. The hormones of pregnancy have this effect on some women.

 

By the way, I've had one patient who said her husband didn't want to have sex with her late in her pregnancy because he thought the kid might grab his penis. :D

 

I wasn't worried about him grabbing it, I was worried about poking him in the head.

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