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do's and donts when meeting a huddler

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As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan

 

Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are :

 

1. Wear a turban

2. Try and tickle them

3. Bring them flowers

4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars

5. Dance like richard simmons

6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand

7. Ask them to scratch your back

8. Hand them a koran

9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down

10. Meet them wearing only a speedo

 

Anything else I am missing ? Lol

 

Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame

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Things to do:

 

1. Wear Minnie Mouse ears

2. Wear a Todd Pinkston jersey

3. Say, "Hey, your not as fat as I pictured"

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whomp, will you please pound this jerkoff into the pavement.

 

Thanks.

 

Damn I wish I was really meeting you instead tomorrow H8

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5. Dance like richard simmons

 

No wonder Loaf looked at me strange :D

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As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan

 

Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are :

 

1. Wear a turban

2. Try and tickle them

3. Bring them flowers

4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars

5. Dance like richard simmons

6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand

7. Ask them to scratch your back

8. Hand them a koran

9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down

10. Meet them wearing only a speedo

 

Anything else I am missing ? Lol

 

Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame

 

 

I wish I had this list before I met Hugh One

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More things to do:

 

4. Bring your cattle prod.

 

More things not to do:

 

11. Exclaim "I thought you'd be taller" when you first see someone (especially if you yourself are the shortest huddler in the room).

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I think it all depends on the personality. That list could/should be changed to DO/DO NOT

 

Here's a couple more:

 

Do/Do not wear a pink shirt :D

 

If you are bald, Do/Do Not show up in a Hare Krishna robe

 

Do/Do Not mention your man love for said Huddler :D

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As some of you may be aware , I will probably meet whomper tomorrow for a few minutes as we just realized today that we work less than half a block from each other in midtown manhattan

 

Now I believe there are somethings one should never do when meeting a huddler for the first time in person and they are :

 

1. Wear a turban

2. Try and tickle them

3. Bring them flowers

4. Ask them if you can borrow a few hundred dollars

5. Dance like richard simmons

6. Have your hand covered in peanut butter when you go to shake their hand

7. Ask them to scratch your back

8. Hand them a koran

9. Flex your muscles or start to pose down

10. Meet them wearing only a speedo

 

Anything else I am missing ? Lol

 

Don't worry whomp , I am pretty tame

 

Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ :D I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! :tup: Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! :doh:

You left off the most important thing...................... :D

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Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ :D I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! :tup: Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! :doh:

You left off the most important thing...................... :D

 

Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys

 

:clap;

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Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys

 

:clap;

 

But you missed THE most important thing.............

Babes and Guns!!!! :D :D

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Ok, noob! Nice list, but................ :D I've met quite a few Huddlers and none of the above is necessary! :tup: Nice people all! Man you are showing your noobiness! :doh:

You left off the most important thing...................... :D

You could start some great sheet if you said something like "I've met quite a few Huddlers and with the exception of two none above is necessary! :D Most of them are Nice people!

 

Or maybe Sky should post that. :D

 

But for real, I have met quite a few myself and can't hardly think of more than a few.... :clap:

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I think I've only met four ChiefJay, Furd, Wiegie, and Egret, and they were/are all douchebags....I nearly quit the Huddle based on those meetings :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:tup: Actually so far all have been quality dudes, but I haven't met H8 yet :D

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Thanks RR but my noobie days are behind me ..list was a joke and I certainly agree most if not all regular huddlers are really good guys

 

:clap;

 

Yes but you'll always be a noob to a lot of us. :D

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Some friendly advice when meeting Whomper:

 

 

1. He likes it when you rub his ears and call him Sasha.

2. He has a third nipple on his anus that he loves when you pinch or poke it.

3. Whomper celebrates Al’malaqunia and the tradition is that you give him 62 lbs of deep fried socks.

4. If you are trying to make good friends with him, remember he loves it when you give him a Cleveland Steamer.

5. Call him by his nick names “Sugar Britches, Sweet Cheeks, Sugar nuts or Daisy May Tinkle Pants.”

6. Make sure you offer him a happy ending.

7. Make sure when there are a lot of people with in ear shot to scream “No, I wont touch you there for $10!” and then walk away really fast.

8. Keep packets of mayonnaise in your pockets and when he is talking to you start squeezing them really hard and fall to the ground. Repeat until a cop or nun comes.

9. Do not stare at his nose hair, he takes that personally.

10. Make sure you are not wearing anything related to spam, co-co beans or sea cucumbers. For some reason those items make him hump random things. [Whomper's Personal Webpage]

Edited by cliaz

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Yes but you'll always be a noob to a lot of us. :D

 

If young svelte guys like me have to carry the stigma for a few then so be it

 

:D

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Cliaz , you are one of a kind ..Thank God , I think

 

By the way I can probably do half the things on your list with no problem

 

:D

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And I just read chuck b's last post and I nearly fell off the couch laughing ...

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