Disfunction Junction Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 She's really been getting into this for about the last month. It's escalating to the point of bending her over my knee and spanking her. She wears a blindfold and tells me how she's been such a bad girl. Kind of bizzarre behavior for a 32 year old woman. I've been going along with the role play. Last night I kind of took it to a new level and when we were in the middle of it I slapped her on her cheek a couple of times and said "don't tell your mother!" The lights were out, but I'm sure her face was like It's a pretty funny situation but I'm starting to think maybe she needs some professional help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Buy her a swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 there's probably a dirty-sanchez-type name for that move. as with all things kink related, i'll defer to cliaz on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 get one of those big peppermint sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 tell her you need a C note...and she won't ask questions since you're slapping her around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Next time she wants you to be Daddy, tell her you'll pay her a $5 allowance to mow the lawn. See if she thinks that's still hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 (edited) I would be a little weirded out by it but try to turn the table on her. Call her Mom and ask her if your doing it right? Or better yet buy her a strap on and tell her it is your turn to call HER daddy. I think there is some therapy in her future. Edited July 16, 2007 by Skippy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I would be a little weirded out by it but try to turn the table on her. Call her Mom and ask her if your doing it right? Or better yet buy her a strap on and tell her it is your turn to call HER daddy. I think there is some therapy in her future. I think there should be some therapy in YOUR future........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I think there should be some therapy in YOUR future........ I don't think that came out exactly right but clam chowder it. And yes I am sure I can use some therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disfunction Junction Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 get one of those big peppermint sticks. That would be a nice touch. I jack with her throughout the day calling her and telling her she's gonna get spanked when she comes over. She's frickin lovin it! She keeps coming over later and later like the last 3 nights past 1am. She knows that it pisses me off when she comes so lateso she does it intentionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 interesting story. be back in 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ok ... what were we talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Swerski Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 That would be a nice touch. I jack with her throughout the day calling her and telling her she's gonna get spanked when she comes over. She's frickin lovin it! She keeps coming over later and later like the last 3 nights past 1am. She knows that it pisses me off when she comes so lateso she does it intentionally. I'd dump her ass. You've already gotten her in the sack and since she sounds mentally-unstable, she's probably not a long-term project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I had some dude want to fight me at a party cause I had my girl calling me daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Next time she comes over ask her if she wants to do homework and watch high school musical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 where's the lil catholic girl outfit?? reprimand her for her bad grades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpholmes Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) interesting story. be back in 3. ok ... what were we talking about? Edited July 17, 2007 by kpholmes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 interesting story. be back in 3. ok ... what were we talking about? uhh....skippy getting strap-on'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bring Back Pat!!! Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) pics? LOL, Not of Skippy getting strapn'ed, but you know, the little lady.... Edited July 17, 2007 by Bring Back Pat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 pics? LOL, Not of Skippy getting strapn'ed, but you know, the little lady.... Yer vile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 that chick is about to kill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I'd dump her ass. You've already gotten her in the sack and since she sounds like a damn freak. Check if her real dad is alive, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 She just misses me axing her "Hughs your daddy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Next time she comes over ask her if she wants to do homework and watch high school musical Reminds me of the ugly ho who told me at a bar, "I'll do anything you want for $100." I told her, "Great! I'll pick you up Saturday and you can paint my garage." And don't underestimate the seductive power of high school musicals. I wasn't in my high school's theater guild for nuthin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Misfit Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Nothing wrong with a little role-playing. I think early-to-mid 30s mark generally is about the right time. And what's so great about those chicks is that when you tire of them, they're easy to dump. For instance, you could suggest you guys go to a bar on a Friday night, have her on the make, and you come in and see her with another guy and get mad and angrily take her out of there ... obviously, she needs a good spankin' after that. She'll get all dressed up, sans panties, and will get all hot thinking she gets to flirt with other guys and still gets what she wants in the end. Except, instead, you just go in, have a beer, and leave her ass there. When she protests later that night in some maniacal primal screaming spasm -- and she will -- you tell her daddy didn't raise no 'ho. Easiest. Breakup. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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