McNasty Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Did you extra decline ? I had drunk probably a rack of Spaetenbrau, so I figured, "What could it hurt?" We had roughhouse, freaky, nasty monkey sex, then I took her to the shower, gave her what she asked for and received some happymouthfuntime. Then I told her to clean up and go home. She thanked me... no joke, but I declined a goodbye kiss as she was leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Go to the pet store and buy twenty of those 10 lbs cedar chips they use to line hamster cages with. Grab an aquarium air pump and then swing by an arts and craft store and pick up a hot glue gun, some blue and purple sequence and a bunch of fake flowers. Then head over to a party store and grab some fake teeth. What you want to do here is convince her that she has to do whatever you ask. Shouldn’t be hard since she likes the spanking deal. Pour the cedar chips all over the bed and lay out all the items around you. You need to be naked [of course]. Put the fake teeth in your mouth and ask her to decorate your balls with the sequence using the glue gun and then to shove the hose in your [edit] and turn it on all the while you will be singing “Shadow Dancing” by the Bee-Gees and throwing fake flowers at her feet. That was the funniest thing I have read all day.. Good stuff Cliaz For me, I love em freaky... I have had girlfriends and hook-ups that liked to be choked, slapped in the face, boobs slapped around, nipples pinched to the point of extreme pain, DP with me and a toy, throat gagging.. Ah, the good old days.. My wife is freaky in her own right.. I wouldn't have it any other way.. But, she is preggers with our 3rd kid in 4 years.. So, that part of our life is on hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 (edited) I had drunk probably a rack of Spaetenbrau, so I figured, "What could it hurt?" We had roughhouse, freaky, nasty monkey sex, then I took her to the shower, gave her what she asked for and received some happymouthfuntime. Then I told her to clean up and go home. She thanked me... no joke, but I declined a goodbye kiss as she was leaving. If you weren't a gay "male" nurse this would make mah pants tight. Edited July 17, 2007 by Hugh 0ne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKF Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Nothing better than hooking up with a freaky chick. Too unstable to marry though, but enjoy the ride. And if she breaks out the school girl uniform... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If you weren't a gay "male" nurse this would make mah pants tight. It's cool, brother. I'd pee on you, too, if you buy the beer. Just no hot nasty monkey sex first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 my favorite of all time was.. "I only take it on my face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I had drunk probably a rack of Spaetenbrau, so I figured, "What could it hurt?" We had roughhouse, freaky, nasty monkey sex, then I took her to the shower, gave her what she asked for and received some happymouthfuntime. Then I told her to clean up and go home. She thanked me... no joke, but I declined a goodbye kiss as she was leaving. Dont get me wrong I took a dump on her..But pee ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 turn it on all the while you will be singing “Shadow Dancing” by the Bee-Gees That was sung by Andy Gibb, not his brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Dont get me wrong I took a dump on her..But pee ?? I figured the hot Carl card would be played eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I figured the hot Carl card would be played eventually. Someone dumped on our IT guy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Is a hot Carl the same thing as a hot lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 That was sung by Andy Gibb, not his brothers You really shouldn't know that. Is a hot Carl the same thing as a hot lunch? Except you eat a bowl full of corn and peanuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Dont get me wrong I took a dump on her..But pee ?? wow, you crossed the line there. That's how Hitler got started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 where's the lil catholic girl outfit?? reprimand her for her bad grades Now that's what I'm talking about...... Dude, you have hit the lottery. Enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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