TDFFFreak Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 get this ... one time, my wife asked me to have sex. i'm not chiting you. Compared to some of these stories, consider yourself lucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 you know it brother. i had no idea what was happening. It's happened to me. She was trying to get pregnant, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 It's happened to me. She was trying to get pregnant, right? bingo. who was i to say no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 It's happened to me. She was trying to get pregnant, right? My wife's been pregnant plenty of times...she doesn't need me for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Neutron Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My wife has tried talking me into taking her toys in the um, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My wife's been pregnant plenty of times...she doesn't need me for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My wife has tried talking me into taking her toys in the um, no. HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!.... Eh I mean, ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 I met this chick online-- she was hot-- I take her out for a few drinks and then took her to a life gurad stand-- I start fingerining her and I noticed shes got her tampon up in her and is on her PERIOD__ I was so grossed out that she would even let me go there while she was at that point in her month-- so she felt bad and started blowing me So im enjoying it and then she decides to hop ontop of me and wanted it-- while the tampon is still in her- no condom and I just met her-- really classy! needless to say- I didnt bang her Lemme guess… you wipe the top of every can you drink from because koodies may be lurking? An open cup of coffee is really seen as a germ trap so you cover it between sips , or use a covered mug? In conclusion, you have a koodie phobia, or yer just ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Lemme guess… you wipe the top of every can you drink from because koodies may be lurking? An open cup of coffee is really seen as a germ trap so you cover it between sips , or use a covered mug? In conclusion, you have a koodie phobia, or yer just ghey. Yikes. I don't swim in that river, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Yikes. I don't swim in that river, my friend. yer too picky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!.... Eh I mean, ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 My wife has tried talking me into taking her toys in the um, no. When I was 18 a lady of ill-repute slipped her thumb in my bum while fellating me. My reaction was: From that moment on, prostate stimulation was all right in my book. I don't even care if it sounds ghey... it feels that good. Yikes.I don't swim in that river, my friend. "Charlie don't surf." A man ain't a man until he earns his blood wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 When I was 18 a lady of ill-repute slipped her thumb in my bum while fellating me. My reaction was: From that moment on, prostate stimulation was all right in my book. I don't even care if it sounds ghey... it feels that good. "Charlie don't surf." A man ain't a man until he earns his blood wings. That[s a little too much info Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 "Charlie don't surf." A man ain't a man until he earns his blood wings. Hey...Moses parted the Red Sea. Who am I to say no? Back in college, this crazy chick I had been flirting with decides she wants to have sex on a sidewalk in front of someone's house. I'm buzzed, so we go for it. I later learned that her even crazier boyfriend lived in that house...thank God he did not see us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untateve Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 When I was 18 a lady of ill-repute slipped her thumb in my bum while fellating me. My reaction was: From that moment on, prostate stimulation was all right in my book. I don't even care if it sounds ghey... it feels that good. "Charlie don't surf." A man ain't a man until he earns his blood wings. That[s a little too much info Bro! No, that's way too much info. Oh, and ghey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Sooooooo, McNasty takes it in the ass. Why does that not surprise me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Sooooooo, McNasty takes it in the ass. Why does that not surprise me? It surprises me that it's from a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE SIX KINGS Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Met a chick that wanted me to give her a hot carl!.......I declined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FWmaker Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Met a girl in an airport while waiting for a flight. Got hot & heavy on the flight under a blanket after she switched seats w/ someone. She told me she had an emotional/mental problem and was on medication. She said she was meeting family at the airport and needed to get off without me. That was fine with me cause I was being picked up by my Florida girlfriend’s roommate. Called the airport chick when I got back to NY. Met for drinks. First she told be that she had been abused since age 14. She said it wasn’t all bad – that she learned how to really get it on and could do incredible things for me. She then told me she was married, but separated. She wanted to take me back to her house to get it on. Thing was, her husband was still living there. This was about too much for me. Didn’t want to show up as a victim in the newspaper or get into it w/ her estranged hubby. So, BJ in the car, dropped her by her car, changed my shirt and was off to my real NY girlfriend. Never saw the airport chick again. Btw, this occurred during my all-time high. Seeing 5 girls at one time! This ended quickly as I started screwing up stories to most of them. Not bad, though, considering I’m a monogamous guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Clearly, all of your homophobic banter is a classic case of projection. Or peener envy, or something. Except for Atomic. He tried to open-mouth kiss me at the airport, which is not unusual, because most people do that when they meet me in person. But I think he misunderstood me saying "I am not ghey" for rejecting him on a personal level. Really, it wasn't personal. The restraining orderis just me establishing boundaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Prolly the nasal sex with pre-schoolers, that was CRAZY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Clearly, all of your homophobic banter is a classic case of projection. Or peener envy, or something. Except for Atomic. He tried to open-mouth kiss me at the airport, which is not unusual, because most people do that when they meet me in person. But I think he misunderstood me saying "I am not ghey" for rejecting him on a personal level. Really, it wasn't personal. The restraining order is just me establishing boundaries. Judge says I'm not allowed to respond to this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Prolly the nasal sex with pre-schoolers, that was CRAZY!! You need to be banned for life you asshat. edit to add fektard momo and everything else I'm not supposed to say you f'n Megan Fox Edited July 19, 2007 by Thews40 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 When I was 18 a lady of ill-repute slipped her thumb in my bum while fellating me. My reaction was: From that moment on, prostate stimulation was all right in my book. I don't even care if it sounds ghey... it feels that good. "Charlie don't surf." A man ain't a man until he earns his blood wings. Thats some great use of graemlins right there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You need to be banned for life you asshat.edit to add fektard momo and everything else I'm not supposed to say you f'n Megan Fox Because you believed him? I think he was being facetious. That's what I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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