Thews40 Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Because you believed him? I think he was being facetious. That's what I think. I don't care... D bag... there is a line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theeohiostate Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Her mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Likes Pudding Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 It surprises me that it's from a woman. And you guys in CO give me a hard time about Julio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julio Likes Pudding Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Well, I was 24, I was messing around with this married chick and she wanted me to do her husband in the ... while he was doing her. He told her it was the only way he could get off. Needless to say, I cleaned up and ran the .... out of there and never looked back. Then I got tested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I don't care... D bag... there is a line. Doggie Bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I don't care... D bag... there is a line. Deep breath buddy, deep breath. If you can't tell that's a joke, then I don't know what to tell you. Sorry if you're internet feelings got hurt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Doggie Bag? Dime bag ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Dime bag ?? Duffel bag, morans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Duffel bag, morans. Oh, good thing, I thought it was dirt bag, and that made me kinda sad on the inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Met a chick that wanted me to give her a hot carl!.......I declined For the 50th time... that... "woman" in Vegas was not female...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ill Nuts Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 You know what was pretty crazy though? That time I woke up in Juarez next to a 14 year old hooker in a pile of my own sick. That in and of itself wasn't too unusual, but what the heck was that midget doing to the tied down donkey? You could prolly lose your good housekeeping seal for that kinda thing, didn't seem too sanitary..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avernus Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 she saw me doing sit-ups and asked me to try and ....relieve myself since it appeared I could reach it... WHAT NERVE......RIGHT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 This is starting to get a little weirder than I expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 This girl in high school had a crush on me. She was a geek, but cute. At a dance one nite, she explained that she bet her girlfriends a box of floppy discs that she could bag me. To prove it she asked for my underwear. My little sister told me she paid a buck to see my skivies in the girls can. Yes... But did you prove your screen name to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoog Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 BTW... Her twin sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 i took home this teenage indian mom one night. the next morning i woke up and she had peed my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Over 15 years ago, this girl asked me to get her naked, sprinkle blow all over her body neck down, and clean it all up. She wanted to pour it on me and clean it up as well. Crazy enough for me, but that is the tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Yes... But did you prove your screen name to her? One letter at a time, nice and slow. Then backwards for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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