Sam

What's the craziest thing a chick has asked you to do?

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Because you believed him?

 

I think he was being facetious. That's what I think.

I don't care... D bag... there is a line.

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Well, I was 24, I was messing around with this married chick and she wanted me to do her husband in the ... while he was doing her. He told her it was the only way he could get off.

 

Needless to say, I cleaned up and ran the .... out of there and never looked back.

 

Then I got tested.

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I don't care... D bag... there is a line.

 

Doggie Bag?

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I don't care... D bag... there is a line.

 

 

Deep breath buddy, deep breath.

 

If you can't tell that's a joke, then I don't know what to tell you. Sorry if you're internet feelings got hurt though.

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Doggie Bag?

 

 

Dime bag ??

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Duffel bag, morans.

 

 

Oh, good thing, I thought it was dirt bag, and that made me kinda sad on the inside.

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Met a chick that wanted me to give her a hot carl!.......I declined

 

For the 50th time... that... "woman" in Vegas was not female......

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You know what was pretty crazy though? That time I woke up in Juarez next to a 14 year old hooker in a pile of my own sick. That in and of itself wasn't too unusual, but what the heck was that midget doing to the tied down donkey? You could prolly lose your good housekeeping seal for that kinda thing, didn't seem too sanitary.....

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she saw me doing sit-ups and asked me to try and ....relieve myself since it appeared I could reach it...

 

WHAT NERVE......RIGHT? :D

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This is starting to get a little weirder than I expected. :D

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This girl in high school had a crush on me. She was a geek, but cute. At a dance one nite, she explained that she bet her girlfriends a box of floppy discs that she could bag me. To prove it she asked for my underwear. My little sister told me she paid a buck to see my skivies in the girls can.

 

Yes... But did you prove your screen name to her? :D

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BTW... Her twin sister! :D

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i took home this teenage indian mom one night. the next morning i woke up and she had peed my bed. :D

 

 

:D

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Over 15 years ago, this girl asked me to get her naked, sprinkle blow all over her body neck down, and clean it all up. She wanted to pour it on me and clean it up as well. Crazy enough for me, but that is the tops.

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