detlef Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Waiting behind someone who refuses to turn left despite the fact that there's enough room for both of you to easily make it or being repeatedly poked in the eye with a sharp stick? I mean, it's freaking 4:30 right? If you are waiting for a 1/4 mile stretch between cars, you're gonna be here for a long, freaking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I would vote for sitting behind the momo that is too afraid to make the turn. very annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I usually give the guy the horn for a while. After that, I really don't care much. Getting poked in the eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I usually give the guy the horn Proof that homosexuals are born, not made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Proof that homosexuals are born, not made. 8 minutes Ursa. You sure have lost a step. I thought you'd be on that one in 2 or 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I vote option A. Was he/she in the intersection or waiting at the white line? Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 8 minutes Ursa. You sure have lost a step. I thought you'd be on that one in 2 or 3. Was in a meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 I get extremely annoyed at peoples driving everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. Obviously went to the same driving school as Mrs HR, The Catholic Curse'm School of Driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 [beerbet]I'd bet you $50 that the driver was either A. over 50 (old people can't drive) B. Oriental (Oriental people can't drive) C. a chick (chicks can't drive) [\BeeRbet] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 people that still write checks at the grocery store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 [beerbet]I'd bet you $50 that the driver was either A. over 50 (old people can't drive) B. Oriental (Oriental people can't drive) C. a chick (chicks can't drive) [\BeeRbet] So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. I do that where you are making a right onto a busy road and there is a lane put there for you to get up to speed and merge. Invariably, someone pulls out into that lane, and drives slowly to the end, and then waits for a hole in traffic while parked at the end of that lane. I wait for a hole, then gun it down the lane and pull around that guy into traffic. He's usually indignant and angry. I go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 assuming his wheels are already turned to make the left turn, i creep up to his bumper and slowly nudge him into oncoming traffic until he gets the picture. then in the ensuing chaos and make my left and go on my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? No. But they can be driven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 people that still write checks at the grocery store Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Mrs. D3 has a problem with this. I think it's 'cuz she got a ticket for supposedly making the turn when the light was already red or something. Dumb Laguna Beach, CA cop trying to get his quota. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 You didn't post this while waiting for the momo to turn did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Was in a meeting. I'll be sure to coordinate with your schedule next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. If for no other reason to piss off the youngin's!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) I vote option A.Was he/she in the intersection or waiting at the white line? Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. If for no other reason to piss off the youngin's!!! Says the guy that has to make everything BIG and BOLD... Edited July 18, 2007 by darin3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 18, 2007 Author Share Posted July 18, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. There's another spot on the same road with an on ramp that has a devoted lane for merging. Despite this, people always stop at the freaking to of the ramp rather than easing into the merge lane. None the less. Once I was stuck behind one of these jerk-offs and there was a mail delivery truck between us. After a while the mail truck peeled out and went around the guy on the left into the completely free right lane. You know you're lame when a postal delivery truck whips past you. people that still write checks at the grocery store Nowhere near as lame as when someone writes a check at the local bagel place for like $2.50. That always amazes me? $2.50? You don't have that kind of scratch on you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 This thread is why I don't own a gun...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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