detlef 125 Posted July 17, 2007 Waiting behind someone who refuses to turn left despite the fact that there's enough room for both of you to easily make it or being repeatedly poked in the eye with a sharp stick? I mean, it's freaking 4:30 right? If you are waiting for a 1/4 mile stretch between cars, you're gonna be here for a long, freaking time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
max 0 Posted July 17, 2007 I would vote for sitting behind the momo that is too afraid to make the turn. very annoying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 17, 2007 I usually give the guy the horn for a while. After that, I really don't care much. Getting poked in the eye? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ursa Majoris 106 Posted July 17, 2007 I usually give the guy the horn Proof that homosexuals are born, not made. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 17, 2007 Proof that homosexuals are born, not made. 8 minutes Ursa. You sure have lost a step. I thought you'd be on that one in 2 or 3. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocknrobn26 43 Posted July 17, 2007 I vote option A. Was he/she in the intersection or waiting at the white line? Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ursa Majoris 106 Posted July 17, 2007 8 minutes Ursa. You sure have lost a step. I thought you'd be on that one in 2 or 3. Was in a meeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hat Trick 21 Posted July 17, 2007 I get extremely annoyed at peoples driving everyday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beatings 99 Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Holy Roller 3 Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. Obviously went to the same driving school as Mrs HR, The Catholic Curse'm School of Driving. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geeteebee 3 Posted July 17, 2007 [beerbet]I'd bet you $50 that the driver was either A. over 50 (old people can't drive) B. Oriental (Oriental people can't drive) C. a chick (chicks can't drive) [\BeeRbet] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmarc117 0 Posted July 17, 2007 people that still write checks at the grocery store Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Country 461 Posted July 17, 2007 [beerbet]I'd bet you $50 that the driver was either A. over 50 (old people can't drive) B. Oriental (Oriental people can't drive) C. a chick (chicks can't drive) [\BeeRbet] So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geeteebee 3 Posted July 17, 2007 So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AtomicCEO 4 Posted July 17, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. I do that where you are making a right onto a busy road and there is a lane put there for you to get up to speed and merge. Invariably, someone pulls out into that lane, and drives slowly to the end, and then waits for a hole in traffic while parked at the end of that lane. I wait for a hole, then gun it down the lane and pull around that guy into traffic. He's usually indignant and angry. I go to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
montster 61 Posted July 17, 2007 assuming his wheels are already turned to make the left turn, i creep up to his bumper and slowly nudge him into oncoming traffic until he gets the picture. then in the ensuing chaos and make my left and go on my way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Holy Roller 3 Posted July 17, 2007 So you are saying that an Old Oriental woman can't drive well? No. But they can be driven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Holy Roller 3 Posted July 17, 2007 people that still write checks at the grocery store Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darin3 1,338 Posted July 17, 2007 Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Mrs. D3 has a problem with this. I think it's 'cuz she got a ticket for supposedly making the turn when the light was already red or something. Dumb Laguna Beach, CA cop trying to get his quota. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twiley 18 Posted July 17, 2007 You didn't post this while waiting for the momo to turn did you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 18, 2007 Was in a meeting. I'll be sure to coordinate with your schedule next time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rocknrobn26 43 Posted July 18, 2007 Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. If for no other reason to piss off the youngin's!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darin3 1,338 Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) I vote option A.Was he/she in the intersection or waiting at the white line? Because that's another pet peeve of mine. Pull into the freakin' intersection!!!!!! Was that rule changed in the last 40 years??? Ya, well I hope you're behind me then. I purposely fumble thru my pockets, get the checkbook out. Feel around again for my glasses. Start to write the check, then remember I have one coupon so the total has to be changed. Small talk with the checkout girl. Finish writing the check. Whistle "Oh What A Beautiful Morning" on my way out the door. It's great being old. If for no other reason to piss off the youngin's!!! Says the guy that has to make everything BIG and BOLD... Edited July 18, 2007 by darin3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
detlef 125 Posted July 18, 2007 If there's enough room, I will usually end up passing the overly cautious idiot on the shoulder and make the turn before they do. Depends upon if I'm driving alone or with passengers. I'm MUCH more aggressive on the road when I'm alone. There's another spot on the same road with an on ramp that has a devoted lane for merging. Despite this, people always stop at the freaking to of the ramp rather than easing into the merge lane. None the less. Once I was stuck behind one of these jerk-offs and there was a mail delivery truck between us. After a while the mail truck peeled out and went around the guy on the left into the completely free right lane. You know you're lame when a postal delivery truck whips past you. people that still write checks at the grocery store Nowhere near as lame as when someone writes a check at the local bagel place for like $2.50. That always amazes me? $2.50? You don't have that kind of scratch on you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoJoTheWebToedBoy 45 Posted July 18, 2007 This thread is why I don't own a gun...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites