DaFranchise777 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 As a Vick fan I hate to say it but : Michael "I've hit more dogs than wide receivers" Vick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 For the disco fans: Boogie Oogie Oogie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Jackass. How's that for his new nickname? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Furley Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Vick smells like he stepped in dog ookie! Very ghey... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 With Vicks running abilities they should utilize an old tried and true fottball formation...The Milkbone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 22, 2007 Author Share Posted July 22, 2007 As a Vick fan I hate to say it but : Michael "I've hit more dogs than wide receivers" Vick! Ok I laughed out loud! Poor taste and to the point, it was beautiful. Kibble and VIcs was not bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 how bout innocent til proven guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Emmitt Smith thinks they are squeezing him to turn evidence against the dog fighting leaders. I doubt he was involved in the gruesome acts described in the indictment. Read the indictment. He isn't guilty yet. Whether he gets to play football again is more a business decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Emmitt Smith thinks they are squeezing him to turn evidence against the dog fighting leaders. I doubt he was involved in the gruesome acts described in the indictment. Read the indictment. He isn't guilty yet. Whether he gets to play football again is more a business decision. When the feds hand out indictments, there's a very good chance you will be con VICK ted. But then Vick could always throw the authorities a BONE and give up some names which is what I think they want. Then he'd be known as slippery Vick or tricky Vick. Speaking of tricks, how bout on Halloween we just say "Vick or treat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 When the feds hand out indictments, there's a very good chance you will be con VICK ted. But then Vick could always throw the authorities a BONE and give up some names which is what I think they want. Then he'd be known as slippery Vick or tricky Vick. Speaking of tricks, how bout on Halloween we just say "Vick or treat". There are those who believe that Michael was the VICKtim here. Only time and the grand jury will tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazysight Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 (edited) Some of these are very lame. Here's a simple one: Vick sucks a dick. Edited July 23, 2007 by Crazysight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 Some of these are very lame. Here's a simple one: Vick sucks a dick. Hello kettle have you met black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broncosn05 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 My local newspaper had Vick reading Old Yeller and a caption saying, "I just love a happy ending." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzlemaster Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Hello kettle have you met black? It's kettle have you met POT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Rookie Me........ Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 It's kettle have you met POT. I knew it did not sound right in my state of exhaustion and now I feel shame and humilation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kryptonite Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Michael - who let the dogs out - vic Too bad ATL does not play CLE this year, the Dawg Pound would LOVE Vic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 (edited) Bad Leroy Brown Well the south side of Chicago ATLANTA Is the baddest part of town And if you go down there You better just beware Of a man named MICHAEL VICK Now MICHAEL more than trouble You see he stand bout six foot four All the downtown ladies call him treetop lover All the mens just call him sir And its bad, bad MICHAEL VICK The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Now MICHAEL he a gambler And he like his fancy clothes And he like to wave his diamond rings In front of everybodys nose He got a custom continental He got an eldorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe And its bad, bad MICHAEL VICK The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Well friday bout a week ago MICHAEL shootin dice dogs And at the edge of the bar Sat a girl named doris And ooh that girl looked nice Well he cast his eyes upon her And the trouble soon began And MICHAEL VICK learned a lesson (?) bout messin with the wife of a jealous man Sexually transmitted disease again And its bad, bad MICHAEL VICK The baddest man in the whole damned town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog, Well the two men took DOGS to fightin And when they pulled them from the floor MICHAEL'S DOG looked like a jigsaw puzzle With a couple of pieces gone And its bad, bad MICHAEL VICK The baddest man in the whole damn town Badder than old king kong And meaner than a junkyard dog Edited July 24, 2007 by MikesVikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 he better not play for a team whose mascot is an animal ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 how bout innocent til proven guilty This was a good stance, imo. Based on how the system works, being accused and being committed are definetly two different things. I'm not defending Vick here, but I applaud Loaf on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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