Dont Rookie Me........

Vic Nicknames or Slogans if he plays again

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I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs?

 

I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget."

 

Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard.

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Maybe a GI Joe action figure doll only a car battery in one hand and when you pull the string on the back is sings "Who let the dogs out" zap zap zap zap (4 sounds of emitting electricity in the rhythm of the song).

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Someone will probably have Vick's picture inserted on the poster of the group of dogs sitting at a table playing poker.

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Michael Vick=Scumbag

 

Would be my sign or crazy slogan

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I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs?

 

I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget."

 

Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard.

 

:D

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Con-Vick (heard this today)

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How about: Bluto's B*tch

 

or: The Most Exciting Orifice in Prison

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Ron Petkillso gets the nod from me.

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The Most Exciting Orifice in Prison
Out of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line?

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Out of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line?

 

There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit.

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There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit.

Vic? That's ghey.

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Vick won't do any real hard time. He'll lose his arse on this deal financially and will be remembered for this more than his play on the field, but he'll roll on a few others and will cut some kind of plea that will keep him from the real big-times. He can then retire to Newport News, where apparently the news isn't (and wasn't) good for him in the past. I wonder if Frank Beamer will bring him in as a QB coach...

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Here's a few names off the top of my head....

 

K9 Vick

Vic-imitized

Dog Killer

Hang Man

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Depending on how bad things get:

 

1. Michael "Sick"

2. "Dog Pound"

3. Icky Ookie (supposedly Vick gets really uptight when people who are not old friends call him "Ookie" so if any of you are looking to start chants at games to get under Vick's skin--now you know where to go.)

4. "Rick James's Bitch"!! (Admittedly it would work better if Rick James were still alive and having his run-ins with the law)

5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick

6. ConVick

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Depending on how bad things get:

5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick

6. ConVick

 

Love 6, but 5 is a little to deep for me and may draw crickets and backlash!

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Mike Tick

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Go for the obvious!

 

In a passing situation...

 

Hook it up "Rape Stand"!

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He can become the new spokesman for:

* Hush Puppies

* Bodog Fighting

* Big Dog clothing line and motorcycles

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