Dont Rookie Me........ 41 Posted July 19, 2007 I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs? I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget." Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Hurry Vick they're chasing you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dont Rookie Me........ 41 Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Maybe a GI Joe action figure doll only a car battery in one hand and when you pull the string on the back is sings "Who let the dogs out" zap zap zap zap (4 sounds of emitting electricity in the rhythm of the song). Edited July 19, 2007 by Dont Rookie Me........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocNiner52 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Someone will probably have Vick's picture inserted on the poster of the group of dogs sitting at a table playing poker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Donutrun Jellies 21 Posted July 19, 2007 Hurry Vick they're chasing you! More likely, "Hurry, Vick is chasing us!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
satelliteoflovegm 86 Posted July 19, 2007 Michael Vick=Scumbag Would be my sign or crazy slogan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Wolf 0 Posted July 19, 2007 I am not saying he is guilty, but he will never live this down. So that being said what are the new jabs? I see a small child with a poster that reads "Every time the Falcons score a TD God kills a kitten or wait was that Vic kills a puppy, I forget." Maybe it is to early for this, but come on people it is not looking good. The refrigerator door is closed and the butter is getting hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big John 1,288 Posted July 19, 2007 Con-Vick (heard this today) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peepinmofo 21 Posted July 19, 2007 Con-Vick (heard this today) NICE!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bronco Billy 209 Posted July 19, 2007 How about: Bluto's B*tch or: The Most Exciting Orifice in Prison Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruffian 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Ron Petkillso gets the nod from me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dont Rookie Me........ 41 Posted July 19, 2007 Thought of this while I was away "Vic the most electrifying player in the NFL" Doh Convic was nice too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cdrudge 2 Posted July 19, 2007 The Most Exciting Orifice in PrisonOut of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dont Rookie Me........ 41 Posted July 19, 2007 Out of curiosity, what is the origins of the whole "Most exciting player in the NFL" line? There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 19, 2007 There was a poll taken about 4 or 5 years ago VIc won and now his teammates use it to their benefit. Vic? That's ghey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruffian 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Vick won't do any real hard time. He'll lose his arse on this deal financially and will be remembered for this more than his play on the field, but he'll roll on a few others and will cut some kind of plea that will keep him from the real big-times. He can then retire to Newport News, where apparently the news isn't (and wasn't) good for him in the past. I wonder if Frank Beamer will bring him in as a QB coach... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PSULions 1 Posted July 19, 2007 Here's a few names off the top of my head.... K9 Vick Vic-imitized Dog Killer Hang Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kraftykraft 0 Posted July 19, 2007 Depending on how bad things get: 1. Michael "Sick" 2. "Dog Pound" 3. Icky Ookie (supposedly Vick gets really uptight when people who are not old friends call him "Ookie" so if any of you are looking to start chants at games to get under Vick's skin--now you know where to go.) 4. "Rick James's Bitch"!! (Admittedly it would work better if Rick James were still alive and having his run-ins with the law) 5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick 6. ConVick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dont Rookie Me........ 41 Posted July 19, 2007 Depending on how bad things get:5. Michael "How screwed up?--consider that even Hitler loved dogs" Vick 6. ConVick Love 6, but 5 is a little to deep for me and may draw crickets and backlash! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Savage Beatings 99 Posted July 20, 2007 Kibbles N Vicks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBoog 14 Posted July 20, 2007 Go for the obvious! In a passing situation... Hook it up "Rape Stand"! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
broncosn05 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Kibbles N Vicks Not bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crazysight 24 Posted July 20, 2007 Just call him "Stinky" from here on out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Riffraff 147 Posted July 20, 2007 He can become the new spokesman for: * Hush Puppies * Bodog Fighting * Big Dog clothing line and motorcycles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
