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I think you meant "than". :D

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I think you meant "than". :tup:

 

:D ...............................:D

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:D ...............................:tup:

:D

 

No :doh: for me... too much to-kill-ya last night. :D

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:D

 

No :doh: for me... too much to-kill-ya last night. :tup:

 

Is the Wife walkin funny..........from last night Marathon.......... :D

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Is the Wife walkin funny..........from last night Marathon.......... :D

Nah, I had tequila-weenie. :D

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It's hotter than two rats f'n in a wool sock.

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It's Hotter Than......A Whores dream............

Edited by nuke'em ttg

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It's hotter than... Rosie O'Donnell's flannel thong during a Melissa Etheridge concert.

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It's hotter than, Atomic CEO with bottle of Kendal Jackson and his Epson scanner...

 

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It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum.

 

That's a strange expression, Bruce!

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That's a strange expression, Bruce!

 

I heard the prime minister use it the other day.

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I heard the prime minister use it the other day.

 

She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

 

(Sorry, had to do it)

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It's hotter than... Rosie O'Donnell's flannel thong during a Melissa Etheridge concert.

 

 

:D ....... :D

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It's actually not all that hot for once in along while here in NC. Sunday was amazing and today looks like more of the same. Also, the whole house fan we just installed has been bringing the cool night air into the house so it's not almost 80 inside by 9am.

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It's hotter than a $2 whore on dollar night.

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It's hotter than a fat African American at a free dance.

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Hotter than our secretaries bending over replacing the paper in the copy machine . WoW.

Edited by SuperBalla

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It's hotter than the slice of bologna lost in Dolly Parton's cleavage.

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• It's so hot the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

 

• It's hotter than a half-bred fox in a forest fire.

 

• It's hotter than two bears fighting in a forest fire.

 

• It's hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch.

 

• It's hotter than two cats fighting in a wool sock.

 

• It's so hot that I tied my mule in a field of corn, and the corn started popping and the mule thought it was snow and froze to death!

 

• It's so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog.

 

• It was so hot today I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

 

• It's hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.

 

• It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the hood of my car.

 

• It's hotter than a depot stove.

 

• It's hot as love in August.

 

• It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.

 

• It's so hot I just saw the devil dancing buck-naked in the middle of the driveway.

 

• It's hotter than a firecracker lit at both ends.

 

• It's hotter than a $2 pistol on the Fourth of July.

 

• It's hotter than a June bride in a feather bed.

 

• It's hotter than Georgia asphalt.

 

• It's hotter than high noon in Death Valley.

 

• It's Africa hot!

 

• It's hotter than blue blazes! (See note below.)

 

• It's hotter than a hoot'n poot! (We don't know what that means, either.)

 

• It's so hot the Popsicle timeframe is down to 20 seconds.

 

• It's hotter than a steel playground at noon.

 

• It's so hot that the trees are creeping around looking for shade.

 

• It's so hot around the barn that the barnyard pimp won't even come out and check on his little chicks.

 

• It's hotter than a hen laying eggs.

 

• It's so hot outside it will make you return things you never stole.

 

• It's so hot I could spit fire.

 

• It's stupid hot!

 

• It is hot enough to cure tobacco.

 

• It's hotter than Paris Hilton's underpants.

 

• It's hotter than the devil's underwear.

 

• It's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue.

 

• It's another one of those aluminum foil sweater days.

 

• It's hotter than the hinges of Hades.

 

• It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hades.

 

• It's hotter than seven hells out there.

 

• It's hotter than the four sides of hell.

 

• It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.

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