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Spinal Tap - Shark Sandwich

come on, i read the 2 word review for that album... "Sh1t sandwich".

 

 

You joke, but the Spinal Tap soundtrack is a fantastic album. Big Bottom and Sex Farm are the shiznit.

I agree, but the songs that I really love are "Stonehenge" and "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock ya Tonight"

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I agree, but the songs that I really love are "Stonehenge" and "Tonight I'm Gonna Rock ya Tonight"

 

I present Exhibit A:

 

Working on a sex farm

Trying to raise some hard love

Getting out my pitch fork

Poking your hay

 

Scratching in your henhouse

Sniffing at your feedbag

Slipping out your back door

Leaving my spray

 

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down

Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down

Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

 

Working on a sex farm

Hosing down your barn door

Bothering you livestock

They know what I need

 

Working up a hot sweat

Crouching in your pea patch

Plowing through your beanfield

Planting my seed

 

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand

Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand

Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

 

Working on a sex farm

Trying to raise some hard love

Getting out my pitch fork

Poking your hay

 

And Exhibit B:

 

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

That's what I said.

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or so I have read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes,

My girl's got 'em.

Big bottom,

Drives me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

 

 

The defense rests. :D

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PPft!

 

I counter with Exhibit C:

 

Stonehenge, where the demons dwell

Where the banshees live and they do live well

Stonehenge

Where a man is a man and the children dance to

the pipes of pan

Stonehenge

Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise

With a dragon's face

Stonehenge

Where the virgins lie

And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky

And you my love, won't you take my hand

We'll go back in time to that mystic land

Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow

I will take you there

I will show you how

 

 

 

And the showstopper Exhibit D:

 

Little girl, it's a great big world

but there's only one of me

You can't touch 'cause I cost too much but

Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight!

You're sweet but you're just four feet

And you still got your baby teeth

You're too young and I'm too well hung

Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight!

You're hot, you take all we got,

not a dry seat in the house

Next day, we'll be on our way

Tonight I'm gonna rock you

Tonight!

Chorus:

Little girl, it's a great big world, but there's

only one of me-

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:D When I saw the ad for Spine of God, I thought "hmm, cool name, cool looking album art, cool title" - when I saw the tagline "It's a Satanic drug thing, you wouldn't understand", I was sold.

Spine of God is a great album, no doubt. Tough to pick any one of the MM CDs - I have all of them - but Superjudge and Monolithic Baby are both awesome also. The Right Stuff from the latter reprises a Robert Calvert song from his concept album Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters and is even better live. The Monster Magnet concert I saw a couple years back was just fantastic and included that song.

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Lots of my faves were mentioned already so I'll make a list of what i think are all time greats:

 

Robin Trower- Bridge Of Sighs

 

The Band- The Last Waltz

 

The Who- Quadrophenia

 

Pink Floyd- Animals

 

Eric Clapton- Journeyman, Slow Hand

 

Van Morrison- Moondance

 

Soundgarden- Superunknown

 

Black Sabbath- Paranoid

 

Rush- 2112, Moving Pictures

 

Blue Oyster Cult- Secret Treaties

 

Bad Company- Straight Shooter

 

UFO- Lights Out

 

The Moody Blues- On the Threshold of a Dream

 

Supertramp- Crime of the Century

 

A music lover can not narrow it down to just one or two. :D

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Possibly one of the greatest wall-to-wall explosions of talent I've ever seen had to be Jeff Buckley's Grace - though it may not be "rock" per se, it is simply brilliant from start to finish.

 

Couldn't agree more, it's an amazing album.

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Good call on Wakeman, I particularly lilked the Six Wives of Henry the VIII.

 

Did you like him with Yes or strictly solo?

 

Oddly enough...while I liked Yes, I have a ton of Wakeman albums and not a single Yes album. So I guess I will go with solo over group. :D

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Sgt Pepper and Abbey Road. Great albums.

 

Easily in my top 5, Dark Side of the Moon.

 

I also think The Wall and Wish You Were Here are great albums.

 

Led Zep 4 (ZOSO) is also one of my favorites...although selling out to cadillac has hurt their image in my view.

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Driving in to work this morning and as usual waking myself up with very loud music, it once again struck me what a great album Blast Tyrant by Clutch is. No track is even close to meh - this album is just about perfect, if you're a fan of this kind of music.

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I'm also very surprised at two albums that didn't make the list given the tenor of the greates band thread.

 

The Doors - The Doors

Toys in the Attic - Aerosmith

 

and one of my personal fav's

 

Machine Head - Deep Purple

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Machine Head - Deep Purple

i wore that lp out as a kid love it

 

the last waltz was a good call also

 

Grateful Dead The Closing of Winterland i could listen to all day also

 

 

1. Sugar Magnolia

2. Scarlet Begonias

3. Fire on the Mountain

4. Me & My Uncle

5. Big River

6. Friend of the Devil

7. It's All Over Now

8. Stagger Lee

9. From the Heart of Me

10. Sunshine Daydream

11. Samson and Delilah

12. Ramble on Rose

13. I Need a Miracle

14. Terrapin Station

15. Playing in the Band

16. Rhythm Devils

17. Not Fade Away

18. Around and Around

19. Dark Star

20. The Other One

21. Dark Star

22. Wharf Rat

23. St. Stephen

24. Good Lovin'

25. Casey Jones

26. Johnny B. Goode

27. We Bid You Goodnight

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Driving in to work this morning and as usual waking myself up with very loud music, it once again struck me what a great album Blast Tyrant by Clutch is. No track is even close to meh - this album is just about perfect, if you're a fan of this kind of music.

 

Which is?

 

Very, very loud and aggressive.

 

Clever lyrics too.

 

Umm...if someone wanted to (hypothetically speaking, of course), could they turn it down so it's soft and aggressive?

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