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If we could only burn gawd danged long haired hippies for our fuel. When will the Gubment finally realize it needs to make this legal, and encourage it, to save the planet? My Vette runs on the oil of people who have not bathed in a week.

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I have over 100 acres of Missouri hardwood forest (mostly oaks with hickory, etc). In 1982 I decided it was time to thin the woods because it hadn't been done since WWII by my grandpa. I called the Dept. of Natural Resources to get advice and they sent this gawd danged hippie lady forest ranger. She walked the woods with me and agreed that some of the older growth needed to go but that I should be very selective. ("No lady, I'm getting my dozer and making this place look like a firebase in the Central Highlands.") I thanked her for her time and as she was getting in her jeep she paused and looked me in the eyes and said, "I've had trees talk to me, ya know."

 

I still get the creeps when I fire up my Stihl chainsaw. :wacko:

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I have over 100 acres of Missouri hardwood forest (mostly oaks with hickory, etc). In 1982 I decided it was time to thin the woods because it hadn't been done since WWII by my grandpa. I called the Dept. of Natural Resources to get advice and they sent this gawd danged hippie lady forest ranger. She walked the woods with me and agreed that some of the older growth needed to go but that I should be very selective. ("No lady, I'm getting my dozer and making this place look like a firebase in the Central Highlands.") I thanked her for her time and as she was getting in her jeep she paused and looked me in the eyes and said, "I've had trees talk to me, ya know."

 

I still get the creeps when I fire up my Stihl chainsaw. :D

 

:wacko:

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