polksalet Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 K, I am not a stoner. I do have a lot of good friends that do all manner of chemicals so it is not like it is an alien thing to me. They y talk about ti all the time to each other and to me after they have been around me for a while. However I can be around someone who uses and they always treat me strangely and never mention it. Yet, when one is around the other they know almost instantly. When I use these generalizations I am referring to guys living all around the countrey so any personal familiarity is negated. One thing I know is that when I walk into a group I know they can tell because they usually start staring at the floor. So tell me, is it code words or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Yukon, is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 It's kinda like this... [after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies] Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey! Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here? Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this poopy. Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*? Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it? Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't. Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint] Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here! Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover! Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something? Sam: It's not habit-forming! Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it. Sam: You can't OD on it! Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? Sam: It makes sex even better! Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive. Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is. Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm. Sam: You don't want it! Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it. Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polksalet Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 It's kinda like this... [after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies] Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey! Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here? Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this poopy. Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*? Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it? Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't. Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint] Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here! Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover! Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something? Sam: It's not habit-forming! Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it. Sam: You can't OD on it! Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? Sam: It makes sex even better! Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive. Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is. Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm. Sam: You don't want it! Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it. Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in. i need to seee that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneymakers Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 (edited) Dressing in all black with spiked armbands or dog collar you might be a stoner or the guy that has I AM A STONER tattooed across his chest. Edited September 15, 2008 by moneymakers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Dressing in all black with spiked armbands or dog collaryou might be a stoner or the guy that has I AM A STONER tattooed across his chest. your world is sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKnight Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 gaydar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 We. Just. Know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 They just look for orange Dorito dust in the corners of each others mouths Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Networking through rehab and court appointed substance abuse classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 they bump in to each other and go, "dude"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 They just look for orange Dorito dust in the corners of each others mouths I usually have Cheetoes residue in my fingernails. Plus we like to throw each other the "devil horns" when we meet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 they bump in to each other and go, "dude"! Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I usually have Cheetoes residue in my fingernails. Plus we like to throw each other the "devil horns" when we meet. <------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I just figured everyone was a stoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 The smell. The gawd-awful hippie smell. Plus, they're usually hanging out jobless at Chuck E. Cheeses staring at the blinking lights during the week. We should get all the pothead fokkers and ship them off to Afghanistan or California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 We should get all the pothead fokkers and ship them off to Afghanistan or California. Because they have good Josh Gordon in both places? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaterMan Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Me and Ricky are tighter than Peyton and Eli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 <------- Just don't point the fingers at me. Because they have good Josh Gordon in both places? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Because they have good Josh Gordon in both places? Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatman Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 (edited) It's kinda like this... [after Dewey accidentally barges in a room filled with smoke and groupies] Sam: [coughs] Get outta here, Dewey! Dewey Cox: What are y'all doin' in here? Sam: We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this poopy. Dewey Cox: You're smoking *reefers*? Sam: Yeah, 'course we are; can't you smell it? Dewey Cox: No, Sam. I can't. Reefer Girl: Come on, Dewey! Join the party! [takes a hit off a joint] Sam: No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here! Dewey Cox: You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. Sam: It doesn't give you a hangover! Dewey Cox: Wha-I get addicted to it or something? Sam: It's not habit-forming! Dewey Cox: Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it. Sam: You can't OD on it! Dewey Cox: It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? Sam: It makes sex even better! Dewey Cox: Sounds kind of expensive. Sam: It's the cheapest drug there is. Dewey Cox: [at a loss and out of excuses] Hmm. Sam: You don't want it! Dewey Cox: I think I kinda want it. Sam: Okay, but just this once. Come on in. That is a seriously underrated movie...I loved it. Nate: I'm cut in half pretty bad. Here we go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOFo Edited September 18, 2008 by Fatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 We. Just. Know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Goes Frazia Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 We should get all the pothead fokkers and ship them off to Afghanistan or California. the best Josh Gordon in the good 'ole US of A ain't in california, it's in washington. Furthermore..... the best Josh Gordon in washington ain't from washington..... it's from BC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 The smell. The gawd-awful hippie smell. Plus, they're usually hanging out jobless at Chuck E. Cheeses staring at the blinking lights during the week. We should get all the pothead fokkers and ship them off to Afghanistan or California. the best Josh Gordon in the good 'ole US of A ain't in california, it's in washington. Furthermore..... the best Josh Gordon in washington ain't from washington..... it's from BC. Exactly, my first thought when I read this was hell send us to BC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 How do stoners pick each other out? By saying stuff like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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