BiggieFries Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) Man Wakes 4 Miles Away From Home At Train Station... On A Sofa. Justice -vs- Simian I'm sure some of you momos have some funny stories about screwing with the first person to pass out at a party. Let's hear 'em! Edited August 4, 2009 by BiggieFries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 it was customary to turn said persons face into a canvas for various lewd images drawn with a hopefully not a permanent marker. made going to class the next day in a ski-mask quite entertaining ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 (edited) Man Wakes 4 Miles Away From Home At Train Station... On A Sofa. Justice -vs- Simian I'm sure some of you momos have some funny stories about screwing with the first person to pass out at a party. Let's hear 'em! Just after graduating from High school my parents went on a month long cruise and left me along in our apaprtment, we will call this mistake number 1 We started out with about 15-20 of us and 2 kegs in a bath tub and a bunch of "love boat". That quickly turned into 60-70 people, countless cases of beer, cocaine, refer, acid and anything else anyone could get their hands on. This is the 1st day my parents are away mind you We have a friend Doug that would always passout way too early and then wake up and party all over again, rinse/repeat. We let him slide the 1st day but warned him if it happened again we would piss in his boots and shave his legs. Well the next day Doug pass out so we take his boats out on the balcony and start pissing in them while someone else puts shaving cream on his legs and actually shaves them, we figured he would wake up but he didn't. When he did wake up he was furious but we had to live up to our promise We then told him if he did it again we would shave his eye brows. The next day comes and of course good old Doug feels himself ready to pass out so he locks himself inside of my parents bathroom inside of their locked bedroom and hoped we wouldn't notice. But being the rather astute drunks and druggies that we were we noticed right away and knew where he went. So, we take the bedroom door off of it's hinges and then the bathroom door and there he was in the bath tub out cold. We then put shaving cream on one of his eye brows but don't actually do anything. He wakes up and feels the shaving cream and runs to the mirror and then screams for us to come and look. We convinced him that some one had shaved his eye brow and that they were now uneven. So he shaves half of his own eye brow thinking they now looked even. Needless to say Doug never passed out again around us ETA: There are numerous other stories from this "vacation" my parents had including me getting evicted from the apartment building and having to move in with my best friends parents before my parents got back home. Edited August 4, 2009 by T_bone65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Dude passed out on our living room floor one night. We took a bumper sticker (For some reason, I remember it was purple and said "What the Hell is a Fuzzy Grape?" Those from New England may know the answer) and placed it across his hairy chest and then proceeded to pile every piece of furniture in the house in a pyramid on top of him. I wake the next morning to the sound of him complaining. We all promptly collect in the living room to watch the festivities. He manages to dig his way out of the pyramid to the cheers of his audience, still completely oblivious to the sticker on his chest. When the laughter didn't die down, he finally figured out that something still wasn't quite right. Taking his shirt off, he found the offending sticker but tried to ease it off slowly. On this third try, he finally gave in and just ripped it off. It very much was like the scene in the 40 Year Old Virgin except that all he could say was Fu*k! for about five minutes. A good time was had by all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 and then there's how sam kinison would have handled this situation ... look it up if you don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinatieri Is God Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Dude passed out on our living room floor one night. We took a bumper sticker (For some reason, I remember it was purple and said "What the Hell is a Fuzzy Grape?" Those from New England may know the answer) Old school strip joint out in Webster. Great place. Long gone now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutch Oven Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Old school strip joint out in Webster. Great place. Long gone now. What's "old school" mean? Lots of bush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 What's "old school" mean? Lots of bush? Massachusetts always had rather liberal policies in regards to what could or couldn't be shown. They used to do these great shower shows there. No old school means that this was 20 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebellab Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Super glue was always fun. We shaved a guys eyebrows one night it took a month for them to grow back, he wasn't impressed, that one was little mean. We rearranged a guys room one night while he was in bed passed out. He couldn't find his way out and pissed on the floor, we didn't do that one again either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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