geeteebee Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 To this day, when Christie Brinkley is waiting for me to jump in the pool naked, I swing my arms back and forth and say "this is crazy, this is crazy." Or maybe its my kids wanting me to jump in the pool and I'm not naked. But I still say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 "No more yankee my wankee; the Donger need food." "Now I have place to put my hands ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 "Those aren't Pillows" And the scene where Candy says he feels like a big, fat Whopper......after riding in the burned out rental......LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 “I think you’re all f'd in the head. We’re ten hours from the f'ng fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much f'ng fun we’ll need plastic surgory to remove our gd smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re a-holes! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy poopye ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 “I think you’re all f'd in the head. We’re ten hours from the f'ng fun park and you want to bail out. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. I’m gonna have fun and you’re gonna have fun. We’re all gonna have so much f'ng fun we’ll need plastic surgory to remove our gd smiles. You’ll be whistling ‘Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah’ out of you’re a-holes! I gotta be crazy! I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy poopye ! One of my favorite scenes..Friggin riot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 "I think you're all f'd in the head. We're ten hours from the f'ng fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f'ng fun we'll need plastic surgory to remove our gd smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're a-holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy poopye ! Right before he punches the moose in the nose. Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 (edited) "Do you realize it is snowing in my room goddammit?" "You're stewed buttwad" "Say, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself some, dickweed." "Why do you have to be such a wanker?" "Cause I get off on it." "How would you like a greasy pork sandwhich, served in a dirty ashtray?" Edited August 7, 2009 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 "Do you realize it is snowing in my room goddammit?" "You're stewed buttwad" "Say, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself some, dickweed." "Why do you have to be such a wanker?" "Cause I get off on it." "How would you like a greasy pork sandwhich, served in a dirty ashtray?" You're absolutely right Chet, you're absolutely right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You're absolutely right Chet, you're absolutely right. "That guys an as.shole. Look at that haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that, he's gotta be an as.shole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 (edited) Richard Vernon: That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living poopy out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt. Bender: You threatening me? Richard Vernon: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of poopy and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are. [offers Bender his chin] Richard Vernon: Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing... [bender pauses, staring] Richard Vernon: That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd. Sadly enough, I have grown up and see this scene in a totally different light now! ETA: I have three daughters and could easily see myself saying the last two lines to any boy that messes with them when they get to dating age. Edited August 8, 2009 by millerx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 "No more yankee my wankee; the Donger need food." My friends wife has the Donger going "Oh sexyyyyy girlfrieeeennnnd!" as her ringtone. Apparently it embarrasses the sh*t out of her kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 "Do you realize it is snowing in my room goddammit?" "You're stewed buttwad" "Say, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself some, dickweed." "Why do you have to be such a wanker?" "Cause I get off on it." "How would you like a greasy pork sandwhich, served in a dirty ashtray?" I credit all that stuff to Paxton. "Fer chrissakes, cover yerself!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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