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Effing DMX


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It's as if it's someone's job at DMX to make sure their music mixes are lame enough. In part because I want to keep ASCAP and others off my back and my licenses are included in the cost of using DMX, I have their profusion X system for my restaurants. Rather than streaming, it's basically a hard drive full of music with up to 10 "channels". Every month, you get sent an update CD that changes things up a bit.

 

Latin Jazz is obviously one of my channels for Dos Perros. When I first turned it on, I was stoked because they were playing a bunch of really cool stuff that I know from my own collection. However, every 10th song or so is unbearably lame. Like Kenny G plays Latin Jazz or something. It's someone's freaking job to put these mixes together and I simply can't fathom how someone seemingly cool enough to know some of the stuff they must know to pick the majority of the songs, decides to slip this crap in. Yesterday, I kid you not, there was an elevator samba version of "Physical" by Olivia Newton John. Sandwiched right between Mongo Santamaria doing Watermelon Man and Poncho Sanchez doing Co Co May May.

 

What is freaking wrong with these people? If every 9th or 10th song in your mix is lame. Guess what, your mix is lame. Time to bust out the ipod again.

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I think the answer is obvious. You went with the wrong DMX.

 

DMX

 

 

I swear this is true may God strike me down if I am lying. A black woman at the PA park had a tattoo that said puddy. I would have taken a picture of it on my cell but I am fairly certain she could take me and didnt risk it

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I swear this is true may God strike me down if I am lying. A black woman at the PA park had a tattoo that said puddy. I would have taken a picture of it on my cell but I am fairly certain she could take me and didnt risk it

There are somethings that are simply too important to worry about the risk. You have done a great disservice to your huddle brethren by not taking advantage of your chance. You should be ashamed.

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There are somethings that are simply too important to worry about the risk. You have done a great disservice to your huddle brethren by not taking advantage of your chance. You should be ashamed.

 

 

I am :wacko:

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There are somethings that are simply too important to worry about the risk. You have done a great disservice to your huddle brethren by not taking advantage of your chance. You should be ashamed.

 

Yes, a hmongous disservice :D:wacko:

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I swear this is true may God strike me down if I am lying. A black woman at the PA park had a tattoo that said puddy.

 

Don't worry, I'm the reason it's there in the first place. All my former ho's put that on as their tramp stamp.

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I swear this is true may God strike me down if I am lying. A black woman at the PA park had a tattoo that said puddy. I would have taken a picture of it on my cell but I am fairly certain she could take me and didnt risk it

You coulda just said "I thought I thaw a Puddy tat" and we would have understood.

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