whomper Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 How about all you dummies that were doing the Dos Equis guy things...as if that isn't the biggest rip off of the Chuck Norris stuff! There is this chick in my friends list that is absolutely a "many status updates a day" type of person and about the most bitter person I think I haven't known (she would email me after mass emailings from a mutual friend). And she wonders why she doesn't get multiple dates, etc...geesh. I will say, I do like Facebook. I don't necessarily want to sit down and talk to someone I knew in high school for an hour, but I genuinely am interested in a snapshot of how they are doing. Dos equis was a rip off of Chuck Norris but funny as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 So I go to my FB account right after reading this one minute ago and the first thing I read from my SIL. "Puddy's SIL wishes life was easier sometimes". I have too many FB friends that post this stuff so I'm going to post the f'n article as my status in hopes that they read it and take action (like unfriending me). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 I have about 25 friends I dont remember at all. I have unfriended people that sent me friend requests a 2nd time. One girl I went to grammar school with that updates 10 times a day about her baby daughter baby took a dump baby smiled I love my baby Baby visiting her cousin I have another friend that does mobile update pictures of herself every day. Just looks like a cell phone shot of her face once a day. I enjoy FB but this article nailed it. Some people take it too seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I have another friend that does mobile update pictures of herself every day. Just looks like a cell phone shot of her face once a day. You should suggest that she takes a picture of her ass every day, that would be much more original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted August 28, 2009 Author Share Posted August 28, 2009 You should suggest that she takes a picture of her ass every day, that would be much more original. For some reason that cracked me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 For some reason that cracked me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 ha ha, tush-ay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Here's today's status.. ...I have made it this far and all that I am going through, will only make me stronger...right?? There is light at the end of the tunnel...?? I would reply with: "No, you're not getting stronger. You're just complaining louder." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 I would reply with:"No, you're not getting stronger. You're just complaining louder." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Is it possible to join facebook, set it up so nobody can find you, yet I can still look at all your hot sisters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 Is it possible to join facebook, set it up so nobody can find you, yet I can still look at all your hot sisters? just join and be done with it...that way you can post your pic in your wife beater attending the Chiefs/Royals games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Is it possible to join facebook, set it up so nobody can find you, yet I can still look at all your hot sisters? you actually can set it up so that your name doesn't come up in searches and you're essentially invisible to people looking for you. you can add others, they just can't add you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxfactor Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Is it possible to join facebook, set it up so nobody can find you, yet I can still look at all your hot sisters? Just take a picture of a can of Busch Light. We'll know who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Just take a picture of a can of Busch Light. We'll know who you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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