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How will ya be celebratin Tim?

 

Like every other birthday. Bowl of Mac and cheese with extra milk, DVD of Terms of Endearment with the bonus features turned on, turn on the gas and close the windows. Then call the "anything goes" sex phone line and hope Whomper is working tonight. before I pass out in my own urine and vomit without hanging up the phone and get a $2,045 phone bill next month. The usual.

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Like every other birthday. Bowl of Mac and cheese with extra milk, DVD of Terms of Endearment with the bonus features turned on, turn on the gas and close the windows. Then call the "anything goes" sex phone line and hope Whomper is working tonight. before I pass out in my own urine and vomit without hanging up the phone and get a $2,045 phone bill next month. The usual.

And the candles on your cake will act like a torch? :wacko:

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Like every other birthday. Bowl of Mac and cheese with extra milk, DVD of Terms of Endearment with the bonus features turned on, turn on the gas and close the windows. Then call the "anything goes" sex phone line and hope Whomper is working tonight. before I pass out in my own urine and vomit without hanging up the phone and get a $2,045 phone bill next month. The usual.

 

"I'm William Shatner. I can score anything." That ain't no sh...it!

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