Chief Dick Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 So my almost 4 year old is on the pot this morning, and has a case of the exploding ass. Usually he leaves a nice log in there, but of course today it's a splattered mess. He calls for me to come in there and says: "Look daddy. It's a magic trick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 now let's get mommy ta make it disappear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 quit feeding him beer n brats my 4 yr old says today, "I'm boring" instead of I'm bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Cracker Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Went to brunch today with my 4 year old and he had to go potty. Got to the bathroom and he asked, "how did you know this was the boys bathroom?" and I told him there was a M on the door. I asked what he thought it stood for and he said "Men." Then I said, the girls bathroom has a W on the door, what do you think that's for.... "Wadies?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 My three year-old just took an enormous dump about an hour ago. He was very pleased with himself and came to get me so that I could see it too. I said, "wow, that is really big" and he said "yes, it is really big and really stinky". Then he asked "Are you proud of me, daddy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 that's awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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