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Saints joke.


tbimm
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I don't often even read these email jokes but my GF sent me this one and I thought it was kinda cute. I am sure it has been told with just about every team substituted in.

 

 

 

Peyton Manning, after living a long full life, died and went to heaven. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

 

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag, and in every window, a New Orleans Saints towel.

 

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

 

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

 

"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

 

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's mine."

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