The Holy Roller Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chuck Norris' reputation is expanding faster than the universe itself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) There was no "Big Bang", just the shockwave from Chuck Norris spin-kicking his way into existence. Edited November 30, 2009 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 (edited) Chuck Norris' reputation is expanding faster than the universe itself... took a big hit after becoming Mike Huckabee's BFF. fixed Edited November 30, 2009 by CaP'N GRuNGe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 No match to Jack Bauer, Tedi Bruschi or the wolf shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chuck Norris is reading this thread ... without a computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chuck Norris is reading this thread ... without a computer Chuck Norris doesn't need to read this thread. It reads itself to him out of the ether... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't need to read this thread. It reads itself to him out of the ether... You are correct ...my bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 No match to Jack Bauer, Tedi Bruschi or the wolf shirt.What if Chuck Norris played Bauer or Bruschi in a movie wearing the wolf shirt. My mind [ex|im]plodes just thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Even Chuck said Stevan Segal would kick his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. and finally... If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ And OK I give up: what's the inside joke? Is he super arrogant or is this some SNL thing or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isleseeya Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. and finally... If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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