Yum!

[evil_gop_liars]

Baton Rouge Mayor Kip Holden and a mayor from China are close to inking a deal as sister cities. The mayor from China believes some good products are wasted in Louisiana, particularly the nutria.

[tazinib1]

Sounds tasty. I guess that melamine outbreak last year was worse than expected.

[Big F'n Dave]

I was on the New Orleans Riverwalk with a head full of acid at about 3 a.m. one morning when I saw my first nutria. I shat my pants.

[westvirginia]

I say we try to pay off the debt to our Chinese overlords with this rat. Who's with me? :grabstorch:

[SeductiveNun]

I say we try to pay off the debt to our Chinese overlords with this rat. Who's with me? :grabstorch:

Made me think of this Monty Python sketch

 

Mother: (turning off radio) liberal rubbish! Klaus!

Klaus: Yeah?

 

M: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

 

K: 'Alibut.

 

M: The jugged fish IS 'alibut!

 

K: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged?

 

M: Rabbit.

 

K: What, rabbit fish?

 

M: Uuh, yes...it's got fins....

 

K: Is it dead?

 

M: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.

 

K: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

 

Voice over: One dead unjugged rabbit fish later:

 

K: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible.

 

M: Aaw, you're always complainin'!

 

K: Wha's for afters?

 

M: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.

 

K: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?

 

M: Well, it's got some rat in it.

 

K: 'Ow much?

 

M: Three. A lot, really.

 

K: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

 

Voice over: One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later:

 

K: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling.

Edited December 3, 2009 by SeductiveNun