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I say we try to pay off the debt to our Chinese overlords with this rat. Who's with me? :grabstorch:

Made me think of this Monty Python sketch


Mother: (turning off radio) liberal rubbish! Klaus!

Klaus: Yeah?


M: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?


K: 'Alibut.


M: The jugged fish IS 'alibut!


K: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged?


M: Rabbit.


K: What, rabbit fish?


M: Uuh, yes...it's got fins....


K: Is it dead?


M: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.


K: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.


Voice over: One dead unjugged rabbit fish later:


K: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible.


M: Aaw, you're always complainin'!


K: Wha's for afters?


M: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.


K: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?


M: Well, it's got some rat in it.


K: 'Ow much?


M: Three. A lot, really.


K: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.


Voice over: One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later:


K: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling.

Edited by SeductiveNun
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