MustOfBeenDrunk Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger! - Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don’t know exactly… but put me down for a 5." - Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. - What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards……... - What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing - Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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