rocknrobn26 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 So today the stash needs a trim so I set the trimmer to #2 and proceed. Problem is it slipped to #1 and the whole dam thing came off! It's laying in the sink for cri sake!!! So I had to "take it off...take it ALL off!". (ref the old Comm'l w/ broadway Joe. ~1970) I feel nekid! I don't want to go out into public w/ a naked lip. I have had this stash since ~1969? Took it off on purpose in the 70's and the wife said "GROW IT BACK!!!!". How does one man up in this situation? Should I cower in the basement? Does a bag over the head work? Cutting off my shlong might be worse, but a stash is GOLD!!!! Hep me...Hep me!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 is it cold out? scarf or high jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 is it cold out? scarf or high jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Robin after seeing your picture, I suggest the following actions 1.) Purchase a coonskin cap 2.) Cut the tail off the cap 3.) Glue the tail to your upper lip 4.) Walk out in public and pretend nothing is out of the ordinary 5.) Thank bpwallace49 for his wise and sage advice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 RIP Stash.....not good RR...what's the wife think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil_gop_liars Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Rub upper lip with Vaseline and sprinkle with coffee grounds. Problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 (edited) Look at the bright side: you can feel the softness of your Mexican boyfriend's lips better. Edited December 9, 2009 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electricrelish Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 This is a wonderful opportunity to try a new type of moustache until yours grows back. You just need some spirit gum. I suggest trying a nice English moustache. Go Here. It'll make the ladies' hearts melt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Rub upper lip with Vaseline and sprinkle with coffee grounds. Problem solved. there's prolly hair already in the jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I started growing the stach the day I graduated from HS in 73 and it has never been shaved off. I was once offerred $100 by my roomate to shave it and refused. I feel for you RR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 Robin after seeing your picture, I suggest the following actions 1.) Purchase a coonskin cap 2.) Cut the tail off the cap 3.) Glue the tail to your upper lip 4.) Walk out in public and pretend nothing is out of the ordinary 5.) Thank bpwallace49 for his wise and sage advice RIP Stash.....not good RR...what's the wife think? She said "Grow it back NOW!!!!". Rub upper lip with Vaseline and sprinkle with coffee grounds.Problem solved. Vaseline???? You mean there is another use for that???? Look at the bright side: you can feel the softness of your Mexican boyfriend's lips better. I think I pooped myself!! Funny chit CD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 I gotta eat din-din. The replys so far have been great! I need it. Keep them coming. Everything I said is true, and your comments are priceless! Keep them coming!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowboutthemCowboys Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 thread of the year material. Sorry RR, I can't imagine if mine was gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Shave your pubs and glue them on your grill. I'm only suggesting this if the carpet matches the drapes. If you have silver in your stash but not on your balls, then forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 So today the stash needs a trim so I set the trimmer to #2 and proceed. Problem is it slipped to #1 and the whole dam thing came off! It's laying in the sink for cri sake!!! So I had to "take it off...take it ALL off!". (ref the old Comm'l w/ broadway Joe. ~1970) I feel nekid! I don't want to go out into public w/ a naked lip. I have had this stash since ~1969? Took it off on purpose in the 70's and the wife said "GROW IT BACK!!!!". How does one man up in this situation? Should I cower in the basement? Does a bag over the head work? Cutting off my shlong might be worse, but a stash is GOLD!!!! Hep me...Hep me!!!! it looks like you're going to have to put those mustache rides on hold for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 it looks like you're going to have to put those mustache rides on hold for a while. Get ChuckB brack here to give his free mustache rides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 easy, make yourself a mustache tattoo and go from Cowboy to Frog to Bandito in the flick of a finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I gotta eat din-din. Dark days. No crumbs in the stash for a late-night snack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You could pull a Groucho Marx and use alot of indelible marking pen until it grows brack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 WWAHD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millerx Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I say leave it off... unless your gay pron career is still going strong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Shave your pubs and glue them on your grill. I'm only suggesting this if the carpet matches the drapes. If you have silver in your stash but not on your balls, then forget it. Easy there, Beavis. My Dad had a 'stache for years and years... shaved it off one day and scared the hell out of my little sister who thought he was someone else. I now feel naked without my goatee. No advice for ya, RR. Hope it doesn't grow back some strange color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 My dad has had a stash his whole life. I actually rocked one a little longer than I should have back in high school. I ended up looking like beefsteak charlie. You do feel like you have a 4 ft space between your nose and lip when you shave it off after having it a while. Dont worry RR. It will grow back . My back hair always does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 There is nothing, I repeat, nothing like having that little flavor saver right there all the time. I feel for ya. Now you'll just have to keep dragging the wife with ya to keep her scent around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I had to shave mine a few months ago. I was trimming it right above the lip without a guard, and lightning hit right outside my bathroom. I jumped and half my mustache laid in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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