pig devilz Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 whats that Rodney Dangerfield joke?.... 'I went to open the door and the knob fell off. I picked up my coffee mug and the handle fell off. I was trimming my stache and the whole thing fell into the sink. I'm afraid to take a leak!!' keep a stiff upper lip...it'l grow back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 RR, grab a pair of scissors and some glue and make your own. There is no better mustache and never will be. http://www.paunchstevenson.com/photos/john-oates-250x253.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I had to shave mine a few months ago. I was trimming it right above the lip without a guard, and lightning hit right outside my bathroom. I jumped and half my mustache laid in the sink. I hope you at least got a shot off at the offending bolt of lightning . .DRAW DOWN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I am inspired by this thread to shave off the middle of my goatee and keep the hulk hoganesqe handlebar mustache. pics to follow . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 9, 2009 Author Share Posted December 9, 2009 You guys have made this post one of the funniest in a long time! BTW...day #2 is looking decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You guys have made this post one of the funniest in a long time! BTW...day #2 is looking decent. And you new sigline, accounting for an old sigline saying "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 You guys have made this post one of the funniest in a long time! BTW...day #2 is looking decent. If by "decent" you mean "just got out of the drunk tank at county lock up" or "I like impersonating a homeless person" then I quite sure you nailed it! The first couple days of trying to grow back facial hair is an ugly, ugly thing that should not be shared with others . . . . I prefer to think of mustaches as God's way of rewarding the faithful with warm upper lips . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Just replace it with what's growing out of your ears... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAYER Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 So today the stash needs a trim so I set the trimmer to #2 and proceed. Problem is it slipped to #1 and the whole dam thing came off! It's laying in the sink for cri sake!!! So I had to "take it off...take it ALL off!". (ref the old Comm'l w/ broadway Joe. ~1970) I feel nekid! I don't want to go out into public w/ a naked lip. I have had this stash since ~1969? Took it off on purpose in the 70's and the wife said "GROW IT BACK!!!!". How does one man up in this situation? Should I cower in the basement? Does a bag over the head work? Cutting off my shlong might be worse, but a stash is GOLD!!!! Hep me...Hep me!!!! I had to shave mine a few months ago. I was trimming it right above the lip without a guard, and lightning hit right outside my bathroom. I jumped and half my mustache laid in the sink. Reasons why I trim mine with scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Footballjoe Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sorry to here. As a long time member of the "stash" club (1974) I wouldn't know what to do without mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 Just replace it with what's growing out of your ears... Considered that. Also considered cutting and paste back hair. It's a lot more black than the facial chit! Can one weave ear hair over the upper lip?? Reasons why I trim mine with scissors. Did that once. Had to go to the ER as I opened a major artery in the nose! My hands don't werk well anymore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby's Hubby Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I have had the razor just snag and hang on my mustache before and it gave me major chills...the worst is when you try to get right under your nose and you knick the bottom of your nostril with the blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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