muck Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Location: Church (our church is very small, only about 150 people; everyone knows everyone else, pretty much) When: Sunday morning, three weeks ago Who: Me Wife of new pastor on her first Sunday at church; she is about my age Very nice single lady about 10-15 yrs older than me who helps out in the nursery quite a bit (who, for reference, is as wide as she is high) My 9 month old son *********************** Conversation: Me (to Pastor's Wife): My wife is over there (points over PW's shoulder to a crowd of people) and we have four kids. Tell me about your kids. PW: ...blah blah blah blah... Me (as Nice Single Lady walks up carrying my son): Oh, here is my youngest. PW turns around and sees the NSL, smiles and says to her: Hi, I'm PW, nice to meet you Mrs. Muck. NSL laughs and says to the PW: No, I'm not his wife, she's over there (points to Muckette); I'm just carrying around their adorable son! PW: Oh, I'm sorry! I just thought that... NSL (interrupting and looking at me): Not that I wouldn't have any problem being a cougar, mind you! PW: . Me: NSL: Me: NSL: ******************************* NOTE: We've not been back in three weeks due to Thanksgiving travel and sickness; I wonder if the NSL or PW think we've moved on... LOL! Edited December 10, 2009 by muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 1) do not wear crocs, workout shorts, and tee shirt to church. 2) gotta stop throwing that kvorca around. 3) are nsl and muckette open to new life experiences? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Dude, you pull all the wool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boat_hacked Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 did ya have a warren buffett book in tow?? damn the muck can pull tail in any situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 did ya have a warren buffett book in tow?? damn the muck can pull tail in any situation No fricken doubt. Does Muck look like fricken George Clooney or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You'll notice that they are either old or drunk. I say they take one look at him and think, "Ok, he's easy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pig devilz Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 what kind of 'vibes' are you putting out there?! the bar scene, now this.....how many more hits have there been that you are just to embarrassed to tell us about? we're gunna have to start calling you Tiger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeductiveNun Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 we're gunna have to start calling you Tiger..... Tiger's running a muck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I bet Muck's side job is writing all the letters for Penthouse Forum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 I bet Muck's side job is writing all the letters for Penthouse Forum . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 This thread is useless without pictures.... of muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 This thread is useless without pictures.... of muck muck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 muck You know you're not supposed to link to dirty pictures here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know you're not supposed to link to dirty pictures here. Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 You know you're not supposed to link to dirty pictures here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 Legend has it that Muck has a 6 inch tongue and he can breathe through his ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 No fricken doubt. Does Muck look like fricken George Clooney or something? he does look like a famous person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 One of these guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 I look like a combination of this guy, this guy and this guy (except with a lot more body hair). Oh, and vibe? I ain't got NO vibe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muck Posted December 10, 2009 Author Share Posted December 10, 2009 3) are nsl and muckette open to new life experiences? NSL = this woman, except white and alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted December 10, 2009 Share Posted December 10, 2009 NSL = this woman, except white and alive :divingboard: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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